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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #75 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:15:45 pm »
Not all.  Her Guardian columns are worth reading.  There's always something intelligent & perceptive buried in there.
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Wowbagger

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #76 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:17:10 pm »
Having seen the dramatic growth of this thread this morning, I've decided that the collective noun for Super-twats is a "smutchin".  ;)
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #77 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:19:41 pm »
My list was longer ;)
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Wowbagger

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #78 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:21:17 pm »
Mine was of the highest quality and I doubt that any compares to the appalling Cecil Parkinson. :P
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #79 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:22:11 pm »
Not even Robert Kilroy Silk?
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #80 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:22:56 pm »
Frederick Forsyth

+1 :thumbsup: STFU and stick to the novels.

Actually, don't bother with that either.
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Wowbagger

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #81 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:24:06 pm »
Not even Robert Kilroy Silk?

Read the Wiki biography of CP. I think RKS is a lightweight by comparison.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

  • Rock 'n' roll and brew, rock 'n' roll and brew...
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #82 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:51:13 pm »
Marti Pellow
Ally McCoist
Sarah Kennedy
Jodie Marsh
The entire team of Cosmopolitan magazine
Raj Persaud
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.


Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #83 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:52:44 pm »
Whoever it was at Murrayfield on Saturday who booed the All Blacks
Anne Moffat MP for East Lothian
Michael Portillo
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Regulator

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #84 on: 10 November, 2008, 12:57:03 pm »
Whoever it was at Murrayfield on Saturday who booed the All Blacks
Anne Moffat MP for East Lothian
Michael Portillo



Sorry - I quite like Portillo.  Together with Andrew Neil and Diane Abbot, he makes This Week quite an entertaining show.
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citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #85 on: 10 November, 2008, 01:07:55 pm »
Jim Davidson
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Si

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #86 on: 10 November, 2008, 01:37:08 pm »
Lowri Turner


Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #87 on: 10 November, 2008, 01:44:04 pm »
Michael Gove
<shudder>
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #88 on: 10 November, 2008, 07:23:42 pm »
Have we had Richard Littlejohn yet?  Or Garry Bushell?
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #89 on: 10 November, 2008, 07:25:21 pm »
Have we had Richard Littlejohn yet?  Or Garry Bushell?

Who cares?  Neither of those can be stressed enough.

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #90 on: 10 November, 2008, 07:45:18 pm »
Stressed as in being hung by a burning rope over a swamp full of crocodiles?
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #91 on: 10 November, 2008, 08:03:34 pm »
ooh, just thought of another!
Piers Morgan
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

Dave

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #92 on: 10 November, 2008, 08:06:02 pm »
All Jeremies! Everywhere!

With the possible exception of Jeremy Hardy, surely? Despite regularly revelling in his own ignorance of science on the News Quiz, he should avoid the firing squad come the revolution.

Paul Dacre, definitely should go on the list. Anyone else read his poisonous article on press "freedom" in the Guardian today? Complete with obligatory dig at the Beeb. Ultra-twat.

Raj Persaud. Smug twat as well as super twat.

Richard Dawkins.

Amanda Platell.

George Galloway.

At least one Hitchens.

Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #93 on: 10 November, 2008, 08:14:55 pm »
Another Jeffrey:

Archer  :sick:

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #94 on: 10 November, 2008, 08:18:07 pm »
James Whale
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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #95 on: 10 November, 2008, 08:24:22 pm »
Another Jeffrey:

Archer  :sick:

Do you want Jeffrey from Rainbow too? ;)
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #96 on: 11 November, 2008, 11:27:27 am »
Giles Brandreth
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citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #97 on: 11 November, 2008, 11:35:23 am »
Kirst, he spells his name Gyles, which I only mention because makes him look even more twattish.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #98 on: 11 November, 2008, 11:44:12 am »
What a wonderful thread!  ;D

Geoffrey Boycott. You've ruined so many otherwise enjoyable days at the cricket when I was a kid with your boring, stale outlook on the game.

You talk shite. You invent ridiculous sayings. You beat up your girlfriends. You are a knob.

Watching you and Piers Morgan (sorry for the repetition) in a bare knuckle boxing match until you're both dead would give me more pleasure than shagging the girl who always gets the 8:23 train I've been fantasising about for years.....

MEGA- twat!
Those wonderful norks are never far from my thoughts, oh yeah!

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #99 on: 11 November, 2008, 12:07:42 pm »
the 8:23 train I've been fantasising about for years

"Look at the rolling stock on that!" ;)

d.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."