Fired up a new bottle of roll-on deodorant this morning. However, due to matinal grogginess, I forgot to "get the ball rolling", as it were, before applying to left armpit.
The dry ball skids across an inch or so of freshly showered skin before it breaks lose and begins rolling, taking with it, several armpit hairs, rolling them up inside and around the ball.
I now have a surprisingly heavy roll-on deodorant bottle dangling from my armpit hair
To cut or to yank ?
I chose, in my infinite stupidity, the latter
OUCH!
