Sitting placed in perfect statis between the force vectors of (a) several hundred post-hol work emails, (b) preparation for next week's ( making for the eeek!! part of week) jaunt, (c) tidying a pile of teetering crap (given that the inverse square applies, the cr@p can of course be located very very very nearby)
I suspect a cup of tea and a biscuit might help retain the balance.
It's a skill.