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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #150 on: 26 November, 2008, 10:34:30 pm »
Most DJ's on mainstream radio esp.
Chris Moyles and that fecking twat on R1 between 4.00pm and 6.00pm.
Richard Allinson and Chris Evans from R2.
The woman on Radio 1 over lunchtime who's going out with some bloke in some band. (she always mentions it).
I mention these as I have to listen to their inane drivel at work.

Jeremy Clarkson and his toadying over-scripted acolytes (the audience and co-presenters).

I mention these because I have to listen to the inane drivel of workmates talking about them.

I could go on..............  And probably will.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #151 on: 27 November, 2008, 09:31:39 am »
William Hague.  Look, you were never going to be PM because

(1) you come from Yorkshire....

Bzzt!

Though this is all true.

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(2) you look like a baked bean.

(3) you are less interesting than that really boring guy who replaced you, whose name I had to struggle with...Duncan-Smith, that's it.

Along with

(4)  you had a lot of the nasty corrupt Tories still hanging around (like Cameron does, but more quietly)

I have a soft spot for Hague. A man with real intellect who is very good at speaking, probably the best in parliament these days. Unfortunately for him he is in  a party that was never going to let him be leader at a time when they had a real chance of winning an election as he isn't really their type.
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

Jacomus

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #152 on: 27 November, 2008, 10:37:32 am »
Bear Frikkin-Grills

What a Super-Twat. His hammy presenting and "risk taking in extreme climates" are such utter Bullsh*t and besmerch the name of Ray Mears EVEN THOUGH THEIR PROGRAMS ARENT RELATED TO EACH OTHER!!!!!

TWAT!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #153 on: 27 November, 2008, 11:21:38 am »
Gary Herbert.  Shut Up You Little Twat.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #154 on: 27 November, 2008, 11:24:49 am »
Gary Herbert.  Shut Up You Little Twat.
Don't! You'll make him cry again!!   ::-)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #155 on: 27 November, 2008, 11:27:24 am »
I've never liked coxes.  Dead weight on a straight 2k course, if you ask me, but at least most of them have some dignity and dont ruin everyones bloody telly for years after.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #156 on: 27 November, 2008, 11:30:36 am »
Who is gary herbert?  Is he a cox, then?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #157 on: 27 November, 2008, 11:31:55 am »
Bear Frikkin-GrillsGryhls

What a Super-Twat. His hammy presenting and "risk taking in extreme climates" are such utter Bullsh*t and besmerch the name of Ray Mears EVEN THOUGH THEIR PROGRAMS ARENT RELATED TO EACH OTHER!!!!!

TWAT!

FTFY!

Twatty name for a start...

Mind you, I like the odd bear grill*.  ;)



*AKA a hairy roasting...  ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #158 on: 27 November, 2008, 11:40:20 am »
Alan Sugar, who spent 1.8million to buy 4% of woolworths about a month ago.  Bwa ha ha ha ha......

Oi, shortarse beardy twat - Your Fired!!

Perhaps he should seek out who persuaded him, that's the person he needs as his apprentice.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #159 on: 27 November, 2008, 11:53:01 am »
Not been through all the thread  so apologies for any duplicates

Wayne Rooney

David Beckham

Trinny and Suzanah.


The hamiltons

Mohd Fayed

Putin

Bush

and that corrupt twat who resigned as his secretary of state ???


Just Remembered Dick (by both name and nature) Cheney
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Jacomus

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #160 on: 27 November, 2008, 12:30:39 pm »
Bear Frikkin-GrillsGryhls

What a Super-Twat. His hammy presenting and "risk taking in extreme climates" are such utter Bullsh*t and besmerch the name of Ray Mears EVEN THOUGH THEIR PROGRAMS ARENT RELATED TO EACH OTHER!!!!!

TWAT!

FTFY!

Twatty name for a start...

Mind you, I like the odd bear grill*.  ;)



*AKA a hairy roasting...  ;D


There was no need for the Asterisk there Reg, I was already there before I reached the full stop ;)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #161 on: 27 November, 2008, 08:01:25 pm »
Digby Jones.

Twat by name, twat by nature.


In fact a fat-cat-super-twat  :demon:

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #162 on: 28 November, 2008, 10:05:07 am »
Edmund King - megatwat  :sick:

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #163 on: 28 November, 2008, 12:48:38 pm »
Jonathan King - king of the twats.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #164 on: 01 December, 2008, 01:51:47 pm »
Germaine Greer

Oi!  Leave the lovely Germaine alone.  She's a heroine of mine, I'll have you know.  She speaks a lot of sense.

After reading her column in today's Guardian, I feel utterly vindicated in my view that she is a super-twat of the first order.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #165 on: 01 December, 2008, 01:54:49 pm »
Digby Jones.

Twat by name, twat by nature.


In fact a fat-cat-super-twat  :demon:

or even a fat-fat-cat-super-twat.


clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #166 on: 04 December, 2008, 09:26:54 am »
Ruth Lee.  Yup.  Absolutely.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #167 on: 05 December, 2008, 12:30:07 pm »
John Humphreys

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #168 on: 05 December, 2008, 12:34:55 pm »
?  Why, in particular?  He has utterly twattish moments, but I think on balance he's OK.  Has he done something in particular?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #169 on: 05 December, 2008, 01:03:35 pm »
He got on my tits this morning during the eight-year-old-earrings-to-school 'debate'.

And he uses the phrase 'politically correct' without irony.

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #170 on: 05 December, 2008, 01:45:30 pm »
OK.  I only caught the closing moments of that discussion.  And the second part, yes.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #171 on: 05 December, 2008, 01:48:42 pm »
I only caught a bit of that this morning - was the mother refusing to send her child to school because they said she couldn't go out at playtime because she had her ears pierced and couldn't take the earrings out until they'd healed? And did they say why didn't she just wait till the start of the summer holidays to pierce them? I got the impression that's what it was and I thought the mother was a bit of an idiot.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #172 on: 05 December, 2008, 01:57:01 pm »

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #173 on: 05 December, 2008, 02:04:17 pm »
Rumsfelt
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #174 on: 05 December, 2008, 02:05:47 pm »
A known known S-T for sure.