<shambles in> What am I doing here? Oh yes....
Breakfast, how wonderful is thy divness, let me count the ways.
Two eggs on two toast, coffee.
Apparently convention has it when making filter coffee that you insert the receiving jug in the appliance, who knew?
Making 2 slices of toast on a Dualit toaster involves switching the number of slices to two.
And, in order to cook eggs in a frying pan, you need to light the gas.
Every day's a school day.
<shambles off>