made a boiled-fruit cake,approx the size of two malt loaves.Would you like to guess it's life expectancy.?
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the correct term for a boiled fruit cake
Quote from: hellymedic on 07 December, 2008, 08:18:54 pm[effective deterrent sanctions for cake consumption. Wot dem den?
It's time to call on the forum's second most popular reply: this topic is no good without pictures!
Quote from: road-runner on 07 December, 2008, 08:47:11 pmIt's time to call on the forum's second most popular reply: this topic is no good without pictures!Absolutely. Bring on the photo's of Marj beating Alan with a rolling pin.
Picture of cake
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,Silence the pianos and with muffled drumBring out the cake tin, let the mourners come.Let black clouds form where the sun once shoneScribbling on the sky the message Cake is Gone.Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.It was my Breakfast, Dinner, Tea and Lunch,My midnight snack and morning brunch. My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;Marj thought that cake would last 'til Friday: she was wrong.Its plates are not wanted now; wash them all up,Rinse out the teapot and stack up the cups,Pour away the tealeaves and sweep up the crumb;For Cake has no future except in Al's tum.
I don't think this cake will live untill Friday
has baked Arch's slices while I been out audaxing.She is a star