Things I learnt on this PBP

[librarian]

1. Hills can grow bigger in just four years
2. Australian audaxers were surprised to learn that some postings on YACF are actually serious
3. US audaxers are great company despite their reputation
4. All it takes to create a monster is to give a middle aged Frenchman a red tshirt with the word 'security' on the front
5. old people in green tshirts seems to be generally very nice
6. Some YACF members are surprised to learn that some postings on YACF are actually jokes
7. Asking for salt at a control can get you into trouble
8. MattC And Manotea remind me of the old blokes from the Muppets
9. Assos cream is proof of a higher power and should be rebranded 'magic cream'
10. Danish boys seemed delighted to give me a tug when I was feeling droopy
11. After 650k randonneurs loose all sense of decorum - which is my excuse for applying 'magic cream at Villaines just 2 metres away from a group of old ladies