Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 378699 times)

mcshroom

  • Mushroom
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #450 on: 31 October, 2013, 10:41:29 pm »
Climbs like a sprinter, sprints like a climber!

mcshroom

  • Mushroom
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #451 on: 31 October, 2013, 10:44:53 pm »
Climbs like a sprinter, sprints like a climber!

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #452 on: 01 November, 2013, 10:52:56 am »
Wild parties, eh?

Or is that the wrong sort of stag?
Getting there...

Pingu

  • Put away those fiery biscuits!
  • Mrs Pingu's domestique
    • the Igloo
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #453 on: 01 November, 2013, 03:20:29 pm »

Thor

  • Super-sonnicus idioticus
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #454 on: 02 November, 2013, 12:01:12 pm »
They're here! (Kudos for the headline)
It was a day like any other in Ireland, only it wasn't raining


Basil

  • Um....err......oh bugger!
  • Help me!
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #456 on: 05 November, 2013, 10:34:41 pm »
Blimey, get me back to Birmingham.  It's too bloody dangerous down here.

Blimey, he's died.

Actually, it turns out that this was a sheep farmer who had decided to diversify into venison.

So not a wild random attack as suggested by previous reports.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #457 on: 05 November, 2013, 10:54:32 pm »
How's my trolling? Call 07700 900999.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #458 on: 08 November, 2013, 03:34:00 pm »
It is simpler than it looks.

Kim

  • Timelord
    • Fediverse
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #459 on: 09 November, 2013, 01:42:58 am »
A group of people dressed as Batman, Robin, David Hasselhoff and a Smurf helped police officers catch a criminal in an East Lothian supermarket.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-24854508

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #460 on: 09 November, 2013, 10:41:11 am »
These superheroes, leaving their scuffle marks in the toilet roll!
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #461 on: 12 November, 2013, 09:08:12 pm »
Swindon's big Xmas lights switch-on features local boy Jahmene Douglas (X Factor runner up)...same as last year.

But...on the big screen there will be a special video appearance by...





KEITH CHEGWIN

I can hardly contain my excitement.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #462 on: 13 November, 2013, 10:26:46 am »
Will he have his clothes on?
Getting there...

urban_biker

  • " . . .we all ended up here and like lads in the back of a Nova we sort of egged each other on...."
  • Known in the real world as Dave
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #463 on: 13 November, 2013, 10:31:28 am »
LEE, Chillmoister, Keeks and I met Keith Chegwin in the Jack Russell in Faccombe, at the end of the Faccombe Haul a few years back.

I can confirm he was wearing clothes at that time. 
Owner of a languishing Langster

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #464 on: 13 November, 2013, 03:25:08 pm »
Tea towel fire. No one hurt.
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clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #465 on: 13 November, 2013, 03:31:45 pm »
That is terrifying.  If the owner hadn't put it out before the two fire crews arrived, who know how big a conflagration might have ensued?  Even the oven gloves* might have been singed.




* possibly Joy Division - we can't say at this point in time
Getting there...

Steph

  • Fast. Fast and bulbous. But fluffy.
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #466 on: 13 November, 2013, 09:00:23 pm »
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #467 on: 13 November, 2013, 09:13:11 pm »
Borat?
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #468 on: 13 November, 2013, 10:51:20 pm »
Tea towel fire. No one hurt.

So good a story they have covered it up.  >:(
It is simpler than it looks.

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #469 on: 13 November, 2013, 10:52:11 pm »
LEE, Chillmoister, Keeks and I met Keith Chegwin in the Jack Russell in Faccombe, at the end of the Faccombe Haul a few years back.

I can confirm he was wearing clothes at that time.

I hope he was wearing his wicket keeping gloves at the time.
It is simpler than it looks.

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #470 on: 14 November, 2013, 07:02:54 pm »
Keith Chegwin naked; the perfect antidote to that Robin Thicke video.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #471 on: 17 November, 2013, 09:14:29 pm »
Lets not overlook the colonial provinces:

http://tinyurl.com/qfvqjey

Is it just me or does anyone else think that to be a 'bicyclist' you should, as a gentleman, be wearing a top hat, and as a lady, billowing skirts and a bonnet?
Working my way up to inferior.

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #472 on: 18 November, 2013, 01:10:33 pm »
Oh no. Definitely a boater.
"A woman on a bicycle has all the world before her where to choose; she can go where she will, no man hindering." The Type-Writer Girl, 1897

HTFB

  • The Monkey and the Plywood Violin
Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #473 on: 19 November, 2013, 08:28:19 am »
Sidcup mum gets hump after mistakenly buying Camel Balls for her kids

"I was shocked when I discovered it said Camel Balls – I thought it said Caramel Balls, she said. "They are children, why do they need to look at a camel with a big pair of balls? "

"I just can’t understand how they got to where they are. Don’t they have to be vetted?"

(HTFB's answer: yes, if you want to keep them docile.)
Not especially helpful or mature

"A woman on a bicycle has all the world before her where to choose; she can go where she will, no man hindering." The Type-Writer Girl, 1897