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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #75 on: 23 June, 2015, 10:39:10 pm »
Interstellar. All of it.

So on BBC "news" tonight there was an article about how said film should be shown in schools because it has generated a new discovery in science.
Allegedly the design company who did the graphics for the singularity used "physics" in their computer model and therefore it is the first real image of what one actually looks like.


Oh RLY?

Hmm OK, having read this article http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33173197, it does sound like there might actually have been some actual real live scientists involved, although that doesn't rule out large helpings of sexing up.
Shame the original TV article I saw basically just said "woo, science, bitches!"
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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #76 on: 23 June, 2015, 11:04:27 pm »
it does sound like there might actually have been some actual real live scientists involved, although that doesn't rule out large helpings of sexing up.

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« Reply #77 on: 25 June, 2015, 10:09:42 am »
I eagerly await a low-budget science fiction film where someone works out how to use quantum handwaving to make the guff that university PR departments write actually real.
Isn't that the infinite improbability drive?
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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #78 on: 25 June, 2015, 10:33:28 am »
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Hmm OK, having read this article http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33173197, it does sound like there might actually have been some actual real live scientists involved,

Notably, Kip Thorne, one of the co-authors of one of the canonical books on General Relativity.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gravitation-Physics-Series-Charles-Misner/dp/0716703440

A book so large it generates its own interesting gravitational effects.  I soooo wanted to own a copy when I was a penniless student oaf.
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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #79 on: 25 June, 2015, 10:33:50 am »
I initially read that as quantum handwriting and wondered what that was.. ;D

Surely that is just very very very small writing?
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« Reply #80 on: 25 June, 2015, 10:51:09 am »
I initially read that as quantum handwriting and wondered what that was.. ;D

Surely that is just very very very small writing?

Quantum.....as in discrete, not continuous....so not joined up...printing yes?

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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #81 on: 25 June, 2015, 11:07:39 am »
Back to Plot Holes.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, in which they make thaasands and thaasands of silver bullets for the Union soldiers to fire at the Confederate vampires at Gettysburg.

Er. Silver bullets don't work on vampires. They're for werewolves you dolts :facepalm:
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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #82 on: 25 June, 2015, 11:12:01 am »
Hemlock Grove. A werewolf is tortured by having quicksilver dripped into his wounds.

I bet there were a few people on set ranting about that.
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« Reply #83 on: 25 June, 2015, 11:31:32 am »
Yebbut, quicksilver is mercury what is an nasty stuffs, and poissonous to most (all?) living things. Even imaginary ones.

'Tis not such a blatant FAIL as silver bullets for vampires. (Though screenplay writer mistaking Hg for Ag is pretty dumb.)
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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #84 on: 25 June, 2015, 12:20:51 pm »
Yebbut, quicksilver is mercury what is an nasty stuffs, and poissonous to most (all?) living things. Even imaginary ones.

'Tis not such a blatant FAIL as silver bullets for vampires. (Though screenplay writer mistaking Hg for Ag is pretty dumb.)
yebbut the scene includes the villain explaining that this is the only substance toxic to werewolves.
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« Reply #85 on: 25 June, 2015, 12:39:38 pm »
yebbut the scene includes the villain explaining that this is the only substance toxic to werewolves.
:facepalm: :facepalm:

Wasn't the same hignoramus wot wrote Abe Lincoln was it?
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« Reply #86 on: 25 June, 2015, 04:25:30 pm »
Notably, Kip Thorne, one of the co-authors of one of the canonical books on General Relativity.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gravitation-Physics-Series-Charles-Misner/dp/0716703440

A book so large it generates its own interesting gravitational effects.  I soooo wanted to own a copy when I was a penniless student oaf.

(Goes to the Mega-Global Sounds Like A Big River Corporation of Seattle, USAnia's webby SCIENCE)

That's not large.  This is large:



The Group B one, obv.  About the same size as an mATX PC case but a lot heavier.
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« Reply #87 on: 25 June, 2015, 06:53:37 pm »
That's not large. This is large.

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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #88 on: 27 June, 2015, 10:28:20 pm »
Junior has just been watching 'Interstellar', and I've been dipping in and out of it.
It's like a movie-dude got stoned, and tried to make a film of Neil Young's 'After the Gold Rush'.

Anyways, the premise is the Earth is doomed, so we need to fly mother nature's silver seed to a new home in the sun.
So off we go house-hunting, via a convenient worm-hole just off the Saturn by-pass.

So we need a 1960 style Saturn-V with thousands of tons of fuel to leave earth, and dock our dinky lander module to the mothership which is waiting in Earth orbit.
We then drive to Saturn, get on the by-pass, and hang a right at the wormhole intersection.
When we get off at the wormhole exit, there are several planets we need to visit, using the dinky lander module.
All of them have earth-like gravity, and yet we don't need a Saturn-V to return to the mothership.
Just the dinky lander module's Movie-Thrusters which need no fuel.

One of the worlds we visit is close to a black hole.
This means that the time dilation effect between the mothership and the lander is something like 1 hour on the planet's surface is 7 years on the orbiting mothership.
WTF?
To put this in context...
We need a Saturn-V rocket and thousand of tons of fuel to escape from the gravitational gradient created by the Earth, which creates a time dilation effect which requires *atomic clocks* to measure, because it's so tiny.
A time dilation as required by this movie would require such a gravity gradient, that no number of Saturn-Vs could bring you back from the depths of the gravity-well you were in; but Movie-Thrusters seem up to the challenge.


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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #89 on: 28 June, 2015, 05:54:56 pm »
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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #90 on: 28 June, 2015, 09:20:32 pm »
What is that Group B set? It's not a very Googleable title...

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« Reply #92 on: 29 June, 2015, 01:20:50 am »
Manon des Sources. Great film. The scene with the blind woman in particular.

However, I don't think you can dam a subterranean river that easily.

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« Reply #93 on: 29 June, 2015, 07:55:34 pm »
What is that Group B set? It's not a very Googleable title...

Group B owners Exition.  Pretty sure it's sold out.
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« Reply #94 on: 30 June, 2015, 10:02:50 am »
That looks very shiny, expensive, and somewhat, er, specialist.

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Re: The YACF Bumper book of Plot Holes
« Reply #95 on: 17 December, 2015, 06:57:24 pm »
I have just used SCIENCE to uncover a massive1 plot hole in popular television series "Life On Mars", this being that the only Manchester derby in 1973 was played in April so how come Hawkwind's "Urban Guerilla" was being played in the pub two nights before the game when it was only on sale for three weeks in July and August of that year ???

1: FSVO "massive", obv.
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« Reply #96 on: 17 December, 2015, 07:01:29 pm »
I have just used SCIENCE to uncover a massive1 plot hole in popular television series "Life On Mars", this being that the only Manchester derby in 1973 was played in April so how come Hawkwind's "Urban Guerilla" was being played in the pub two nights before the game when it was only on sale for three weeks in July and August of that year ???

1: FSVO "massive", obv.

You have way too much time on your hands, for one so talented. Written That Book yet?  :demon:

I have ££s waiting!

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« Reply #97 on: 17 December, 2015, 08:52:53 pm »
I'm not convinced Sam Tyler could have had a Casio analogue quartz watch in 1973 either ;D
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« Reply #99 on: 04 January, 2016, 01:19:19 pm »
Peaky Blinders: the age of majority was 21 until 1970, which *cks up a chunk of series 2.  Filter-tipped fags didn't become common in the UK until after WW2; and the head thug would never have struck a match away from himself.
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