Mars, I hate you. Why do you refuse to give me that Double Decker I can see in your machine? Oh well, I suppose I'd better support the competition and try the Nestle machine ...
Nestle, I hate you even more! I wanted a Toffee Crisp, you've given me a Yorkie and YOU'VE TAKEN MY EXTRA 5P! Thieving scumbag.
Gah, I now hate big chocolate companies. Down with global capitalism, I say!