The 1130 from St Pancrap to Derby onna Sunday takes two anna half hours. Stopping at every lamppost on the way, except, strangely, Loughborough.
What, pray, is the point in stopping at BOTH Luton Airport Parkway (for some 12 minutes) AND Luton?
Now at Kettering. And the trolley has run out of sandwiches. How can things get any worse?