The 7 Hamburgers of the Apocalypse

[Dave]

Linky

I like the look of number 1, but the rest? 

And just how much cholesterol must there be in one of these:

the Hamdog, one hotdog wrapped in a beef patty and cheese, then deep-fried, covered with chili and onions and served on a bun with a fried egg on top.

[Charlotte]

It's the Luther Burger that does it for me. 

The sandwich calls for a full pound of ground beef, cheese, grilled onion, five strips of bacon, and two Krispy Kreme donuts in place of the buns.

*runs off to chuck up in the back garden*

 

[nicknack]

I'm proud to see there's one from England. <flag waving smiley> 

[Mr Larrington]

It's the Luther Burger that does it for me. 

The sandwich calls for a full pound of ground beef, cheese, grilled onion, five strips of bacon, and two Krispy Kreme donuts in place of the buns.

*runs off to chuck up in the back garden*

 

Yebbut you're one of those nutjobs who eats salad.

Actually, thobut, you're right about the Luther Burger.  People eating that should be rendered down into diesel, which would solve the energy crisis for a year or two.

[Wascally Weasel]

I'm hungry now.

I have actually eaten number 3.  Jenny's Burgers used to do it.

Would also eat the Hamdog.

Edit:  Number 7 looks like a bagel not doughnuts.

Ms Weasel has just seen this and said "No wonder why you're so fat".

[tiermat]

Number 2 gets me, that girl ate 1/5 of her body weight(presumably in one sitting) in burger....

Christ, at that rate I'd have to eat a 45lb burger, I struggle with a 1/4lb one! 4 and 6 look good though

[Greenbank]

#1 for me.

I'm a sucker for burgers, that sliced "plastic" cheese, red onion and bacon.

mmmmmm.

[rafletcher]

Well that's solved my Friday teatime dilemma - home-made bacon cheesburgers with pickles 

[spindrift]

My mate makes round, Scottish beef burgers with egg and onion and sage.

He pats the beef flat, puts some mozzarella in the middle then palms them into a ball.

When cooked the mozzarella goes all melty and lovely.

[Chris N]

I like the idea of #6, the Whatafarm - like a mixed grill in a cob.

[fiendish]

I like the idea of #6, the Whatafarm - like a mixed grill in a cob.

Are you getting Northern on us?  Surely it should be in a bap!

[Chris N]

Are you getting Northern on us?  Surely it should be in a bap!

Still south of the Trent, just, but they call 'em cobs round here.

[mrcharly-YHT]

Number 2 gets me, that girl ate 1/5 of her body weight(presumably in one sitting) in burger....

Christ, at that rate I'd have to eat a 45lb burger, I struggle with a 1/4lb one! 4 and 6 look good though

Sonya Thomas, a 5'5 99-pound competitive eating champion

Is she also the competitive chucking-up champion?

[Valiant]

Mmmmmm burger!

[Valiant]

What Up Willy! - Surfin, Hangin, Poker, and Life's other goodness: In-N-Out 100x100

^^^ I wants one.

[geraldc]

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour.  Mate's BBQ in a bit, where I will no doubt over indulge in meat again 

[Valiant]

^^^ Is that available in Lidls yet?

[Melbourne12]

Linky

I like the look of number 1, but the rest? 

And just how much cholesterol must there be in one of these:

the Hamdog, one hotdog wrapped in a beef patty and cheese, then deep-fried, covered with chili and onions and served on a bun with a fried egg on top.

Americans, eh? What do they know?  None of these is a patch on a good Scots Pizza Supper, especially if you specify a large helping of doner kebab meat to be included with the chips. 

[clarion]

German Wurst:  Everything else is cheese!

[Ian H]

Talk about body parts in a suitcase!