I can't believe the Tunnocks caramel wafer even features here. Nasty dry little things that suck the moisture out of your tongue and then slap a sweet, sticky, immoveable turd to the roof of your mouth, which your newly-wafered parched tongue is unable to dislodge. I've actually had tongue-cramp trying to eat the damn things. One of the few biscuits I might turn down, other than out of audax-induced necessity.