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Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« on: 30 November, 2023, 09:57:14 am »
In consultation with Josser, we've booked the Spiritual Home for Saturday 6th January 2024, so for once the Epiphany Extravaganza is on the actual day itself.

We just need a Supremo to organise a route, breakfast/elevenses/lunch/afternoon tea venues ... who is destined to continue the legend? It could be you!

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #1 on: 04 December, 2023, 12:58:51 pm »
Tentative idea to organise?

Start Battesford Court
Elevenses at Hyacinth Tea Room Greenstead Green
Lunch Bell Panfield
Tea Bishop Nick Brewery
Evening at The Compasses

Details to be thrashed out obviously, but it will involve some COR.

Vague route below, any good?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545


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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #2 on: 04 December, 2023, 01:12:12 pm »
Sounds very good, thank you Epiphany supremo.

I would be tempted to cut out the gratuitous ascent of TMNH and make it a more direct route to Coggeshall.  55k is quite a bit for Epiphany, particularly as EVERYONE will be carrying camping gear - apart from that guy that leaves his stuff in the back of his car at the Compasses.

A traditional Epiphany with proper dress code (ie Josser in his stag do outfit, black tie in the evening, twin set and pearls for OD and some poor sod in a filthy reindeer outfit) would be ace.

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #3 on: 04 December, 2023, 01:16:07 pm »
Updated route with a more direct route to Feering?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #4 on: 04 December, 2023, 03:29:29 pm »
Updated route with a more direct route to Feering?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545

 :thumbsup: Cheers - that looks ace!

Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #5 on: 04 December, 2023, 08:01:24 pm »
Updated route with a more direct route to Feering?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545

Nice one, Joss - thank you for that.

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #6 on: 04 December, 2023, 11:03:40 pm »
Updated route with a more direct route to Feering?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545

If you are going to chuck in the byway to Nunty's you should really do the full house and include the fabulous Ambridge Road byway
Regards,

Joergen

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #7 on: 05 December, 2023, 08:40:50 am »
Updated route with a more direct route to Feering?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545

If you are going to chuck in the byway to Nunty's you should really do the full house and include the fabulous Ambridge Road byway

Now there's a thought - perhaps it should be recce'd beforehand though - Ambridge can get very gloopy. It's a seasonal byway I think, but farm vehicles do use it. I don't know Nunty's, but looks a logical route to Greenstead Green. I've had a look at rights of way and the track through Markshall is just a footpath, despite what RwGPS says. I know there were plans a while ago to make a cycleroute to Earls Colne, so my OS map may be out of date?

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #8 on: 05 December, 2023, 09:22:19 am »
Updated route with a more direct route to Feering?

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545

If you are going to chuck in the byway to Nunty's you should really do the full house and include the fabulous Ambridge Road byway

Now there's a thought - perhaps it should be recce'd beforehand though - Ambridge can get very gloopy. It's a seasonal byway I think, but farm vehicles do use it. I don't know Nunty's, but looks a logical route to Greenstead Green. I've had a look at rights of way and the track through Markshall is just a footpath, despite what RwGPS says. I know there were plans a while ago to make a cycleroute to Earls Colne, so my OS map may be out of date?

Yes sounds like a nice reccy for a weekend ride for tea and a sarnie at Greenstead.   I generally ride it heading back from Greenstead directions so the following is in reverse.

The bit through from Nunty's Lane is hard pack but with a binder of mud, so can get a bit wet with puddles, esp if the logging vehicles have been through there. There's a right turn to the section from Little Nunty's Farm which is concrete pad from memory, at this right turn, there is a gate and concrete pad towards Markshall (I think there's a café there but never been yet), then there is a similar hard pack but with a binder of mud for a section before it spits you out on to course aggregate leading to asphalt for the run down to teh A120. Crossing needs some patients to get a safe gap and then it's an old asphalt road in to Coggeshall, it can be quite wet as the fields drain down it, so if it's cold enough to freeze, then I expect it will be an ice ring!

I would strongly recommend giving the byway at Clavering Farm a miss however, it is a quagmire in the summer let alone in winter and chewed up by 4x4 action.
Regards,

Joergen

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #9 on: 05 December, 2023, 12:13:49 pm »
Have made a couple of route changes - does it look ok?

Are we happy with the vague concept though?
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #10 on: 05 December, 2023, 12:53:46 pm »
as a semi-regular user of the A12 psyclepath, how about avoiding it with a bit more COR?

fork R @ TRL opp Eastways estate
soon R onto Lt Braxted Ln
L along what looks like a driveway to skirt the S of that pond and finish up on Braxted Rd where
   it's large-ish gravel.  green dotted line on map, opp blue dotted line
R @ T and over R Blackwater
next L @ tri
next L again into Kelvedon on Maldon Rd
rejoin original route by the Angel

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #11 on: 05 December, 2023, 01:03:22 pm »
Thanks Arabella, I was slightly conscious of distance, but have updated route to reflect your suggestions

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #12 on: 05 December, 2023, 01:19:26 pm »
Thanks Arabella, I was slightly conscious of distance, but have updated route to reflect your suggestions

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545

Oh if we are adding more COR why not some Alpacas too?!?! :)
In Kelvedon, left back towards A12, right on to Cranes Lane and then up Snivellers Lane on to Park Gate Road, R onto Woodhouse Lane to then follow the bridleway to pick up Cuthedge Lane
Regards,

Joergen

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #13 on: 05 December, 2023, 01:49:51 pm »
Thanks Arabella, I was slightly conscious of distance, but have updated route to reflect your suggestions

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45105545

Oh if we are adding more COR why not some Alpacas too?!?! :)
In Kelvedon, left back towards A12, right on to Cranes Lane and then up Snivellers Lane on to Park Gate Road, R onto Woodhouse Lane to then follow the bridleway to pick up Cuthedge Lane

I think we have enough COR!
You can’t just call time out and stroll on into the beach if you don’t like the way things are goin’.

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #14 on: 05 December, 2023, 01:52:03 pm »
But overall, is it a goer and should I get on with organising lunches and stuff?
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #15 on: 05 December, 2023, 01:53:34 pm »
But overall, is it a goer and should I get on with organising lunches and stuff?

I'd say it's looking good, apart from a lack of Alpacas that is!
Regards,

Joergen

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #16 on: 05 December, 2023, 02:08:40 pm »
But overall, is it a goer and should I get on with organising lunches and stuff?

I'd say it's looking good, apart from a lack of Alpacas that is!

Easily solved https://www.walmart.com/ip/Alpaca-Men-s-Adult-Halloween-Costume-One-Size-40-46/849709106?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #17 on: 05 December, 2023, 02:19:51 pm »
Rough Timings:

0930 Leave Battesford Court
1100 Arrive Greenstead Green (20km)
1200 Leave Greenstead Green
1300 Arrive Bell Panfield (11km)
1430 Leave Bell Panfield
1515 Arrive Bishop Nick (6km)
1630 Leave Bishop Nick
1730 Arrive Spiritual Home (12km)
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #18 on: 05 December, 2023, 02:25:14 pm »
Back to the drawing board, the Bell Panfield is booked out for a large booking that day, I'll have a think
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #19 on: 05 December, 2023, 03:06:36 pm »
So this is idea 2...

Battesford Court
Bishop Nick Brewery - Elevenses
George, Shalford - Lunch
White Hart, Stebbing - Tea
SH, Littley Green - Dinner

About 50km

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45111831

Thoughts?
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #20 on: 05 December, 2023, 06:09:53 pm »
Looks like a Ridley cracking day out :thumbsup:
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #21 on: 05 December, 2023, 07:07:38 pm »
 :thumbsup: Good plan!

Who's camping? And we need to send nominations for The Award to current holder Owen.

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #22 on: 05 December, 2023, 07:58:58 pm »
So vague timings:

0930 Leave Battesford Court
1100 Arrive Bishop Nick (18km)
1230 Leave Bishop Nick
1330 Arrive George, Shalford (11km)
1530 Leave George, Shalford
1630 Arrive White Hart, Stebbing (10km)
1730 Leave White Hart, Stebbing
1830 Arrive Spiritual Home (11km)

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/45111831

Who's in?

1. Josser
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You can’t just call time out and stroll on into the beach if you don’t like the way things are goin’.

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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #23 on: 05 December, 2023, 08:50:09 pm »
1. Josser
2. huggy (day time only, peeling off after Shalford)
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Re: Mid-Essex Epiphany Extravaganza 06/01/2024
« Reply #24 on: 05 December, 2023, 09:18:44 pm »
I'm a possible, December is mad with exams and 2 essays for work/degree so hopefully the start of 2024 will be a bit more gentle