One for lady Penny Farthing owners

[Riggers]

ASOS | ASOS Penny Farthing Bike Vest at ASOS

[bobb]

She's got it on back-to-front 

[Rhys W]

£18 quid is a bargain for an As(s)os top!

[Riggers]

Er… £6 I think you'll find young man.

[hulver]

Incredible. The model in this picture appears to have been in a hideous accident after shooting the pictures for this product that resulted in the loss of both nipples.

Poor girl.

[Charlotte]

Not loving the Asos, I'm afraid.

[Riggers]

Well there you are. A chap thinks nice thoughts about these Penny farthing girlies, and just happenchances upon it thinking, "winner", but there we are. Oh well, never mind.

[Charlotte]

Riggers, you should have been there at the weekend.  I have visions of you sitting on a deckchair, wearing a straw boater and puffing away on a bit of rough shag in your pipe whilst cheering the race on.

[clarion]

You could always buy one for yourself, Riggers.  You'd look lovely.

[Riggers]

Riggers, you should have been there at the weekend.  I have visions of you sitting on a deckchair, wearing a straw boater and puffing away on a bit of rough shag in your pipe whilst cheering the race on.

I like the idea of a bit of rough shag on m'pipe.

[Bledlow]

Incredible. The model in this picture appears to have been in a hideous accident after shooting the pictures for this product that resulted in the loss of both nipples.

Poor girl.

Tragic.

How many pictures did you have to look at to find that?

[scott]

Not loving the Asos, I'm afraid.

What, just because their stuff seems to be made exclusively for emaciated teenagers? Bleah.

And no fair giving Riggers such easy straight lines.

[Riggers]

Not loving the Asos, I'm afraid.

What, just because their stuff seems to be made exclusively for emaciated teenagers? Bleah.

And no fair giving Riggers such easy straight lines.

Like shooting fish in a barrel as far as I'm concerned. Tee hee.