Caption It #1938

[Lightning Phil]

[Basil]

We won't sit in the front row.  In case his bollocks explode.

[Cudzoziemiec]

Do we have any volunteers to be the human dumbbell? Yes, gentleman in the front row with a blond thatch that needs a rake. What's your name? Well done Boris, now sit in the basket and don't mind the cobra, it's specially trained.

[Wowbagger]

Do we have any volunteers to be the human dumbbell? Yes, gentleman in the front row with a blond thatch that needs a rake. What's your name? Well done Boris, now sit in the basket and don't mind the cobra, it's specially trained.

That's all very well, but he normally avoids COBRAs.

[T42]

Oi mate, when you've finished mucking about can I have my panniers back?

[Jaded]

Testing Jayne Mansfield's bra.

[meddyg]

Sandow of the Trocadero ?

Nah, don't book him, he's a basket case !