If it's anything like here, it doesn't matter who they put up for election, people are going to vote for the party anyway. The candidate is mostly irrelevant. I've said it before, people around here would vote for a brick and the promise to lob it through their window if someone glued a blue rosette to it.
Well, Glenda, the Conservatives have put a Mr Hitler on the ballot, and well, I know he had a bit of a reputation, but I am certainly not voting Labour and that Mr Jesus chap they've put up.