Start is only 9 miles away. I'll have to see if I can't organise a suitable fanfare for the Grand Depart - maybe an oompah band, some synchronised swimmers, the Mousehole Male Voice Choir, fire juggling, dwarf throwing, bouncy castles, full double page colour spread in next weeks edition of "The Cornishman"...
or, most likely:
a hastily recruited random dog walker waving a tiny YACF pennant.