Or just ask about my flight horror stories. I've flipped over, emergency descended, slid off runways, you name it. I have colleagues who refuse to get on the same plane. It's their mistake because I'm deathproof.
For reasons, we're actually not hiding this NYE, and are going out to the local pub. Which will either be awful or great, but apparently we're on the 'guest list' so have to go (says wife, though the guest list is merely people the landlord recognizes).