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Off Topic => The Pub => Arts and Entertainment => Topic started by: rogerzilla on 28 March, 2022, 07:20:58 am

Title: The Oscars
Post by: rogerzilla on 28 March, 2022, 07:20:58 am
Sky will have it as £15 PPV next year!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60897004
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Wowbagger on 28 March, 2022, 08:08:36 am
They'd have to pay me much more than that to make me watch it.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: T42 on 28 March, 2022, 08:48:39 am
Kudos to the Graun: they left all the words in.

Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Ham on 28 March, 2022, 09:19:51 am
Is there any rational person listening to the "LEAD STORY" today that isn't thinking "Kayfabe"? Except of course for 100% of the talking heads and 95% of the audience. Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: mrcharly-YHT on 28 March, 2022, 09:35:48 am
I read a news article about it. My feelings? Chris rock is a bit of a dick and I can't really blame Will Smith for slapping him
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Jaded on 28 March, 2022, 09:40:21 am
^ this.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 28 March, 2022, 10:16:06 am
Yup, it's still ok in 2022 for one man to hit another man to defend a woman's honour.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Legs on 28 March, 2022, 10:19:32 am
Can't help thinking there's going to be some hard talk in the Smith household; he is visibly laughing off Rock's jibe while she has a face like thunder.  Presumably off-camera there is a moment where he turns to her and sees that she ain't amused...
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Hot Flatus on 28 March, 2022, 10:59:52 am
"Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth"

(https://i.ibb.co/612pnQj/FO7-Rk-Hv-Xo-AA5-Nt-T-jpeg.jpg) (https://ibb.co/RB1Mv8R)
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Legs on 28 March, 2022, 11:02:03 am
 ;D
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Mr Larrington on 28 March, 2022, 11:34:10 am
"Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth"

(https://i.ibb.co/612pnQj/FO7-Rk-Hv-Xo-AA5-Nt-T-jpeg.jpg) (https://ibb.co/RB1Mv8R)

Is he doing that thigh-rubbing thing pioneered by Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars?
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: T42 on 28 March, 2022, 01:31:29 pm
I read a news article about it. My feelings? Chris rock is a bit of a dick and I can't really blame Will Smith for slapping him

Yes.

MrsT says to me "I hope you would".  What, thready-bicepsed decrepit me? Er yes, of course, my dear.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 28 March, 2022, 07:12:18 pm
The splendid irony of people supporting a man hitting someone because they said something they didn't like – well, isn't that a rather literal take on domestic violence.

In other news, had it happened under the Met's jurisdiction, they'd be trying to identify any of the attendees.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: perpetual dan on 28 March, 2022, 07:25:49 pm
If you’re going to use a paid for, very public platform to insult someone’s medical condition you can fuck off.
If you’re going to get physical, then a single slap is pretty restrained. If you can restrain yourself to that degree then keep at it, and stick to words. Or encourage Mrs Smith to have him on her own account.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Peter on 28 March, 2022, 07:38:01 pm
It's possible that Rock was unaware of JP Smith' s medical condition (was it generally known? I don't follow that stuff).  If he was, he was certainly asking for trouble but that doesn't excuse W Smith's reaction - maybe he really thinks he is Ali?  As for his spawn's pathetic "That's how we do things" - a massive step forward for progress against "entitlement - not.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 28 March, 2022, 07:41:58 pm
If you’re going to use a paid for, very public platform to insult someone’s medical condition you can fuck off.
If you’re going to get physical, then a single slap is pretty restrained. If you can restrain yourself to that degree then keep at it, and stick to words. Or encourage Mrs Smith to have him on her own account.

That's cool though, it's fine to give the wife or girlfriend a slap, after all, it's not like you're hitting her properly. Besides, she made you do it.

Honestly, sometimes it's like I get out of the wrong side of the bed and step into an alternate universe.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Peter on 28 March, 2022, 07:49:31 pm
That's two of us, then Ian.  I don't know which I find more depressing: that a self-entitled celebrity can lose control and protect his manhood (because that's what it was about, really) with gratuitous violence or that people who are presumably at at least one remove from the action and presumably "in control" can think it's ok.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: rogerzilla on 28 March, 2022, 08:51:54 pm
The fact that it was two (formerly) successful black men fighting is a little bonus for the racists.  "Look, I told you they were only savages in tuxedos".  Conveniently ignoring the fact that hundreds of white men fight and glass each other every Friday night up and down Britain, and probably over lesser slights than Rock's.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: perpetual dan on 28 March, 2022, 08:59:41 pm
If you’re going to use a paid for, very public platform to insult someone’s medical condition you can fuck off.
If you’re going to get physical, then a single slap is pretty restrained. If you can restrain yourself to that degree then keep at it, and stick to words. Or encourage Mrs Smith to have him on her own account.

That's cool though, it's fine to give the wife or girlfriend a slap, after all, it's not like you're hitting her properly. Besides, she made you do it.

Honestly, sometimes it's like I get out of the wrong side of the bed and step into an alternate universe.

I thought I was mostly agreeing with you. My point being that if you can hold back a bit, you can hold back.

Maybe I needed a smiley on goading his wife to give Rock a kicking. That's more of a Croydon on Friday night vibe.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Peter on 28 March, 2022, 09:02:15 pm
The fact that it was two (formerly) successful black men fighting is a little bonus for the racists.  "Look, I told you they were only savages in tuxedos".  Conveniently ignoring the fact that hundreds of white men fight and glass each other every Friday night up and down Britain, and probably over lesser slights than Rock's.

Yep - and they are wrong, too!  (The brawlers, I mean  - I agree about the "field day for racists" stuff.)
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 28 March, 2022, 09:06:50 pm
Sorry, I misinterpreted.

I can't say I follow the Oscars, but the big manhug between Samuel J. and Denzil was a lot nicer.

A former boss of mine had alopecia, she used to whip off her wig in restaurants when the server wasn't looking so they'd turn around do a WTF. She once claimed in a Korean bbq place that she'd burned her hair off. She didn't mind if people thought she had cancer if it got her a discount. People can and do laugh about this shit.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: bobb on 28 March, 2022, 09:18:44 pm
I don't know when roasting the guests at these types of events became a thing, but maybe they should just go a back to the old days when the host would just tell a few shite jokes and the recipients of the awards made tits of themselves with their acceptance speaches, rather than by twating the host...
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: rogerzilla on 28 March, 2022, 09:23:31 pm
I'm not sure that a sobbing Gwyneth Paltrow was preferable to a spot of light pagga.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Peter on 28 March, 2022, 10:10:41 pm
Roger, I wanna thank you for that perceptive remark - and to all the rest of you who've commented on here, I don't know where I'd be without you, or where any of us would be without our fabulous industry, and our parents (God, they're so beautiful - and so is God) nand can I just add ...
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.....................................................  mwa!
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Jaded on 28 March, 2022, 10:49:25 pm
I don't know when roasting the guests at these types of events became a thing, but maybe they should just go a back to the old days when the host would just tell a few shite jokes and the recipients of the awards made tits of themselves with their acceptance speaches, rather than by twating the host...

It was that self-important cunt from The Office.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Mrs Pingu on 28 March, 2022, 10:53:09 pm
Was it just me that thought that it looked like acting then?
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Jaded on 28 March, 2022, 10:58:45 pm
Was it just me that thought that it looked like acting then?
That pillock in The Office may have looked like acting, but it wasn’t.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Kim on 28 March, 2022, 11:21:56 pm
Was it just me that thought that it looked like acting then?

I've just watched the clip a few times in slow motion, and am inclined to agree.  Got to do something to get in the news...
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: rogerzilla on 29 March, 2022, 07:12:28 am
You don't drop the F-bomb on live TV (OK, they'd cut the feed by then) as a career-boosting move.

It seems Will Smith laughed initially, J P Smith strongly expressed her disapproval and may have suggested getting up there and doing something about it.  At which point testosterone took over.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: BrianI on 29 March, 2022, 08:38:31 am
Was it just me that thought that it looked like acting then?
I've just watched the clip a few times in slow motion, and am inclined to agree.  Got to do something to get in the news...

And distract everyone from Putin...
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 29 March, 2022, 09:34:50 am
I did a reverse image search on google and found a lot of evidence that both parties involved have appeared as actors in many similar scenes previously. Do the research, people. #CrisisActors
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: BrianI on 29 March, 2022, 04:43:44 pm
I did a reverse image search on google and found a lot of evidence that both parties involved have appeared as actors in many similar scenes previously. Do the research, people. #CrisisActors
;D
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: barakta on 29 March, 2022, 08:21:18 pm
Black women have some good takes on this, basically there's nuance and layers here involving racism, ableism and sexism.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/29/opinion/culture/will-smith-oscars-roxane-gay.html
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 29 March, 2022, 08:40:19 pm
I'm not entirely sure if that article is a parody or not. Every day that becomes a little bit more difficult to tell. It's a sort of woke-word bingo that I suspect is either written by right-wing agitators or some kind of bot.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: barakta on 29 March, 2022, 08:46:56 pm
Google Roxanne Gay. She's a well respected black female commentator.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 29 March, 2022, 08:55:53 pm
Yeah, but that's how they do. Construct a fake identity, build a backstory. I doubt she's real.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Peter on 29 March, 2022, 10:04:47 pm
Have we had this?:-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-60910879 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-60910879)
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: tom_e on 30 March, 2022, 10:48:30 am
Have we had this?:-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-60910879 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-60910879)

Maybe I'm being a bit boring, but I think if the "comedy" consists of insulting people in the audience until one of them loses it and then having to employ security staff to restrain the insulted one, then you maybe ought to reconsider the entertainment.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 30 March, 2022, 12:11:32 pm
The tradition of a thorough roasting goes back to olden times. It's not exactly a new thing (see also every best man speech ever).

Have some people ever left the house, been to a wedding, read a book, been to a comedy gig? From a brief glance at social media, I think that's all some people do.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: tom_e on 30 March, 2022, 12:17:07 pm
It's not exactly a new thing (see also every best man speech ever).

Um, not really true.  Gentle ribbing, sure.  Outright piss-taking of medical condition, clearly not.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 30 March, 2022, 12:21:29 pm
You evidently haven't been to the weddings I've been to.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Peter on 30 March, 2022, 03:54:47 pm
It's not exactly a new thing (see also every best man speech ever).

Um, not really true.  Gentle ribbing, sure.  Outright piss-taking of medical condition, clearly not.

I've mentioned earlier that I didn't know whether Chris Rock was aware of the medical condition or not.  I've not seen anything since that suggests che did, or he didn't.  If he didn't then he was simply making a reference to Demi Moore in some earlier, pretty insignificant film, whose name I forget.  Does anyone know?
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: barakta on 30 March, 2022, 04:01:23 pm
Chris Rock made a documentary about black women and their hair... Therefore REALLY ought to have known better than to mock a black woman for her hair (to get at her husband). Apparently Chris Rock has form for nasty comments about Smith and his wife - which may be in part cos they live our weird-life stuff in the public eye...
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: barakta on 30 March, 2022, 04:02:02 pm
Yeah, but that's how they do. Construct a fake identity, build a backstory. I doubt she's real.

 ???

I'd heard of Roxanne Gay a long time before this kerfuffle. I don't quite understand you or if you're kinda taking the piss a bit.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 30 March, 2022, 04:04:01 pm
It's not exactly a new thing (see also every best man speech ever).

Um, not really true.  Gentle ribbing, sure.  Outright piss-taking of medical condition, clearly not.

I've mentioned earlier that I didn't know whether Chris Rock was aware of the medical condition or not.  I've not seen anything since that suggests che did, or he didn't.  If he didn't then he was simply making a reference to Demi Moore in some earlier, pretty insignificant film, whose name I forget.  Does anyone know?

Who cares. Bald people are inherently funny. If they don't like it, that's why God invented wigs. No one laughs at people in wigs, not at all. Anyone who claims otherwise is fabricating the evidence.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Peter on 30 March, 2022, 04:31:15 pm
Chris Rock made a documentary about black women and their hair... Therefore REALLY ought to have known better than to mock a black woman for her hair (to get at her husband). Apparently Chris Rock has form for nasty comments about Smith and his wife - which may be in part cos they live our weird-life stuff in the public eye...

I didn't know that.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Hot Flatus on 30 March, 2022, 04:44:29 pm

Who cares. Bald people are inherently funny. If they don't like it, that's why God invented wigs. No one laughs at people in wigs, not at all. Anyone who claims otherwise is fabricating the evidence.

You are taking the Michael with this, Ian.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Mr Larrington on 30 March, 2022, 06:18:41 pm
It's not exactly a new thing (see also every best man speech ever).

Um, not really true.  Gentle ribbing, sure.  Outright piss-taking of medical condition, clearly not.

I've mentioned earlier that I didn't know whether Chris Rock was aware of the medical condition or not.  I've not seen anything since that suggests che did, or he didn't.  If he didn't then he was simply making a reference to Demi Moore in some earlier, pretty insignificant film, whose name I forget.  Does anyone know?

Who cares. Bald people are inherently funny. If they don't like it, that's why God invented wigs. No one laughs at people in wigs, not at all. Anyone who claims otherwise is fabricanting the evidence.

FTFY
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Hot Flatus on 30 March, 2022, 06:22:34 pm
Yeah...err...oh never mind
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 30 March, 2022, 08:16:23 pm
I was trying not to be too obvious, my art is subtly.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Jaded on 31 March, 2022, 12:45:51 am
That’s easy for a short bloke.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: ian on 31 March, 2022, 09:29:13 am
I look mighty fine in heels though.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Mrs Pingu on 08 April, 2022, 11:14:01 pm
So, Mr Smith is out for 10 years.
I don't honestly give much of a shit about the celeb scene, and I don't condone violence (even though it looked staged).
But if Chris Rock had made a joke about Bruce Willis having dementia (or whatever the cause of his aphasia turns out to be), would that have been acceptable?
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: Jaded on 08 April, 2022, 11:45:57 pm
It would have been fine. There's been shit before, at awards ceremonies. One of the biggest shits was Ricky Gervais.

Just don't hit people, it's bad. M'kay.
Title: Re: The Oscars
Post by: De Sisti on 09 April, 2022, 06:56:27 am
The whole slap thing was staged. Look at Smith's hand; no space between his fingers. If you're
going to slap someone there'll be a gap between your fingers. If someone is going to hit/slap you
in the face, you don't just stand there with your arms behind your back. A natural instinct is to
protect your head.

Rock made jibes at Smith's wife. Smith comes up on stage to confront him. If the whole stunt was
indeed genuine, then surely Rock would have been expecting something untoward. :hand:



* I think Chris Rock is a funny stand-up comedian. :thumbsup: