“How are you today?” asked Mr Technical Department of BT Broadband, sub-continentally.
“I am very not a BT Broadband customer!” quoth I, and hung up.
Five seconds later the cheeky fucker is back.
“Why did you just hang up the phone on me?”
“Because you’re a liar and a scammer!”
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He tried a third time. I let the machine handle it.