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mark tilley, on Flickr
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mark tilley, on Flickr
Hmmm, 2.5 schtrenf reading schpecsh. Schould have gone to schp..........actually someone did, and they are rather better than the £1 shop offerings.
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mark tilley, on Flickr
Was out on Olive, and just round t'corner from me 'ouse, there was this skip in someones gardin. In t'skip was some old pine doors what had bin stripped, and did look nice. Now I needs a door I does, for No1 daugthers flat in That Leyton, so I knocks on the door of this big 'ouse, and I asks the chap if I may 'elp meeself to contents of skip. 'Aye, thats fine lad, help theeself'' says a chap whats 'alf me age. So whizzes 'ome, and armed wiv the sizes of thee doors I needs, comes back with the Volvo.........get the picture..
. Alas the great God Trebus was not wiv me that day, as thee doors was too schmall, BUT one was schpot on! So I drags it out and turns it over I does, and bugga, top 'alf of door near thee 'inge is all split aways,and missing ,where some oik 'ad levered it oft with a crowbar. Never minds, and not wishing to gone 'ome with empty 'ands, I 'recovered a dozen unused 'Eternit' types artificial roof slates, and thee Gothic mirror what you do see above., ‘tis cast iron, it is. ''He who hesitates is lost , Rodney''