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General Category => Freewheeling => Racing => Topic started by: Biff on 22 April, 2008, 07:19:02 pm

Title: Male racing totty
Post by: Biff on 22 April, 2008, 07:19:02 pm
To counter the overly female bias of the 'Vicky P' thread, Mrs Biff has insisted, under threat of turnips, that I redress the balance, hence I (we-ouch) give you Florian Rousseau ('The Blue Stare' as any followers of track cycling will recognize him)

(http://www.loiret.com/cgloiret/media/images/coteloiret_gensdiciactu_rousseauphoto_article_complet1.jpg)

Awesome sprinter, with a back-straight kick that defied belief, and a jolly nice chap. We met him (Mrs Biff with a change of underwear at the ready) at the 2000 Worlds as a competitor, and at the 2008 Worlds as a coach.
I don't see it myself. I mean, what's he got that I haven't?
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: rogerzilla on 22 April, 2008, 07:23:48 pm
An early-1990s helmet  :D
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Jacomus on 22 April, 2008, 07:33:53 pm
(http://www.skole.trondheim.kommune.no/eberg/6klasse/EUROPA/Belgia/TomBoonen.jpg)

Mr Boonen is yummy.  :thumbsup: *swoons*
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Martin on 22 April, 2008, 07:34:30 pm
An early-1990s helmet  :D

I had one of them (1995)

Talking of helmets; no thread of this title would be complete without the legendary

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_pQxQFTE1bjM/RrzIZH7R9bI/AAAAAAAAAWs/2N2DX-z2tRI/s1600/caption0809.jpg)
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Biff on 22 April, 2008, 07:38:51 pm
An early-1990s helmet  :D
Ron Jeremy was a cyclist?  :o
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 07:39:44 pm
I'm told that Damiano Cunego (http://www.roadcyclinguk.com/news/images/cunega_hi.jpg) is highly regarded by young ladies ;)
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 07:41:59 pm
Oscar Pereiro (http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/news/Pereiro%20Replaces_sp.jpg) has a certain latin charm
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: FatBloke on 22 April, 2008, 07:46:47 pm
Mr Boonen is yummy.  :thumbsup: *swoons*
Is there something you're not telling us?  :-\ ;)
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 07:47:44 pm
I can't find a good picture, but I used to think Russell Williams (http://www.bodyandmindshop.com/images/products/russell.jpg) rather swoonsome...
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: little miss mac on 22 April, 2008, 07:48:31 pm
Bless you, bless you. Lovely totty to cheer me up  :thumbsup:

Though my ultimate favourite is specifically that photo of Cipollini with a fag in his mouth that Rogerzilla had as an avatar for a while. It gave me a little frisson every time I saw it - he just looks so bad.  ;D
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 07:50:09 pm
Not this one (http://grahamwatson.com/gw/imagedocs.nsf/images/05cipo/$file/2.jpg), then? ;D
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 07:51:08 pm
Not sure what's happening just out of shot (http://www.dailypeloton.com/article_images/tse/mensrr/cipopodium1.jpg)

OK.  I'll stop being unfair.  Check this (http://www.porcellino.net/uomini/mario_cipollini17.jpg)  :o
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: little miss mac on 22 April, 2008, 07:53:46 pm
Not this one (http://grahamwatson.com/gw/imagedocs.nsf/images/05cipo/$file/2.jpg), then? ;D

Oh dear, you've ruined it for me  ;D

What was he thinking?
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: rogerzilla on 22 April, 2008, 07:56:13 pm
Enough!

(http://www.peeble.com/10.jpg)
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: MSeries on 22 April, 2008, 07:56:47 pm
There is a picture of a young Cippollini  and the woman who became the  2nd newest Mrs MSeries somewhere here in The Chateau, I'll be doing some sorting out soon so I;ll dig it out and scan it.
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 08:00:26 pm
Why isn't there a picture of the young John Tomac and his cool flat-top on teh internets?
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 08:01:51 pm
Never mind - there's Maitre Jacques (http://www.gitaneusa.com/images/history/Jacques-Anquetil---1964.jpg).  Quite the dish in his day...
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: little miss mac on 22 April, 2008, 08:14:31 pm
Enough!

(http://www.peeble.com/10.jpg)

*quiver*
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: rogerzilla on 22 April, 2008, 08:17:37 pm
I have some of those glasses.

<pouts>
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Regulator on 22 April, 2008, 08:36:15 pm
(http://www.skole.trondheim.kommune.no/eberg/6klasse/EUROPA/Belgia/TomBoonen.jpg)

Mr Boonen is yummy.  :thumbsup: *swoons*


Definitely shaggable.... and I meet even *cuddle* afterwards...
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 08:37:48 pm
Oh yes - Boonen is top totty! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: CathH on 22 April, 2008, 08:41:23 pm
Where's Chris Hoy??  *stamps foot*
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 08:44:11 pm
Lucien Petit-Breton (http://www.sanremoantiqua.com/Petit%20Breton,%20primo%20vincitore%20della%20Sanremo.jpg).  Proper face furniture!
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: little miss mac on 22 April, 2008, 08:47:05 pm
Lucien Petit-Breton (http://www.sanremoantiqua.com/Petit%20Breton,%20primo%20vincitore%20della%20Sanremo.jpg).  Proper face furniture!

And that parting is groomed to within a millimetre of its life too. Brylcremetastic.
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 08:55:37 pm
OK, back up to date with Danilo di Luca (http://madeinfrance-asso.fr/Images/danilo_di_luca.jpg)
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Biff on 22 April, 2008, 09:02:45 pm
I have some of those glasses.

<pouts>
A fan of 'Stingray', eh?
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Biff on 22 April, 2008, 09:20:50 pm
Never mind - there's Maitre Jacques (http://www.gitaneusa.com/images/history/Jacques-Anquetil---1964.jpg).  Quite the dish in his day...
Now he WAS sexy. Very suave. I have a DVD called (I think) 'French Legends', in which his story is shared with that of Bernard Hinault. I bought it from HMV (who I think had priced it as a loss-leader) for £5 in the belief that no sane person would buy it.  Yup  ;D.

May I direct all to this  (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sex-Lies-Handlebar-Tape-Remarkable/dp/1845963016/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208895271&sr=1-1).
My copy is on order.

Its a wonder he found time to ride a bike.
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 22 April, 2008, 09:27:01 pm
Maitre Jacques had le mojo
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Biff on 22 April, 2008, 10:03:37 pm
Maitre Jacques had le mojo
The producers of 'Quelles sont vos racines' would certainly earn their money if they were requested to produce a lineage for his progeny.
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: rogerzilla on 22 April, 2008, 10:07:31 pm
I have some of those glasses.

<pouts>
A fan of 'Stingray', eh?

I remember when Briko Stingers were new.  A review, probably in the Comic, said "1% of people look cool in these.  The other 99% look like pond life."

I proudly showed them to my riding partner.  "Pond life", he said, without a moment's hesitation  >:(
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Jacomus on 22 April, 2008, 10:21:14 pm
(http://www.skole.trondheim.kommune.no/eberg/6klasse/EUROPA/Belgia/TomBoonen.jpg)

Mr Boonen is yummy.  :thumbsup: *swoons*


Definitely shaggable.... and I meet even *cuddle* afterwards...

Definitely cuddleable afterwards
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: teethgrinder on 22 April, 2008, 10:27:16 pm
Any takers for Mc Nasty?
 :D :D :P :demon:
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Ian H on 22 April, 2008, 10:41:43 pm
You are a pervert, Mr A.
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: teethgrinder on 23 April, 2008, 08:11:02 pm
You are a pervert, Mr A.

Yet you are still prepared to ride 600km with me this weekend.
what does this say about you, I wonder?
 :P

See you later.











Sweetie  :-* ;)
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Biff on 24 April, 2008, 11:00:21 am
You are a pervert, Mr A.

Yet you are still prepared to ride 600km with me this weekend.
what does this say about you, I wonder?
 :P

See you later.











Sweetie  :-* ;)

When I started a thread about male totty I didn't expect love to blossom  ;D
Good luck with the 600k. Where is it?
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: juliet on 24 April, 2008, 04:29:52 pm
Check this (http://www.porcellino.net/uomini/mario_cipollini17.jpg)  :o

Cor. 

Another vote for Tom Boonen, as well. 
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Ian H on 24 April, 2008, 09:20:06 pm
You are a pervert, Mr A.

Yet you are still prepared to ride 600km with me this weekend.
what does this say about you, I wonder?
 :P

See you later.











Sweetie  :-* ;)

When I started a thread about male totty I didn't expect love to blossom  ;D
Good luck with the 600k. Where is it?

Norfolk. Oh dear.
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Biff on 25 April, 2008, 10:25:04 am
Quote from: Ian H
Norfolk. Oh dear.
Be grateful it isn't up here (North Wales). I'll see your 600k in Norfolk with 80-odd miles of the Wild Wales Challenge. And I keep going back. Some people never learn  ::-)
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Biff on 25 April, 2008, 11:01:51 am
Where's Chris Hoy??  *stamps foot*

(From Mrs Biff)

Have a double Scotch  ;D

(http://www.communigate.co.uk/wilts/teamhummingbird/php2Y95A7)

And the man himself:

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39994000/jpg/_39994332_chris_hoy_getty.jpg)

I'm a 'Craig' woman myself. Phwoar!

Biff has gone off in a huff because his thighs just can't compete. Poor love  ;D
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Kitzy on 25 April, 2008, 11:29:15 am
Another vote for Boonen here  8)
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Seineseeker on 25 April, 2008, 12:19:53 pm
Why aren't any of you voting for 55kg skinny mountain climbers?
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: CathH on 25 April, 2008, 12:42:55 pm
Have a double Scotch  ;D

:o *faints*



;D
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: Biff on 25 April, 2008, 08:28:35 pm
Oi! Eh? Wot? I give Mrs Biff access to my account and she's posting naked Scotsmen  :o  That's it! I'm off to the shed with my Charlotte Green recordings. Harrumph!
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: juliet on 28 April, 2008, 10:38:39 pm
Give me some pictures of some skinny mountain climbers & I might like them too :)  I like skinny boys!
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: clarion on 28 April, 2008, 10:51:19 pm
The mountain climbers I thought of were Virenque (ugly); Charly Gaul (ugly); Robert Miller (best will in the world, love, you're my favourite cyclist ever, but you're not pretty); Tommy Simpson (ugly)...
Title: Re: Male racing totty
Post by: onb on 29 April, 2008, 12:43:12 pm
The mountain climbers I thought of were Virenque (ugly); Charly Gaul (ugly); Robert Miller (best will in the world, love, you're my favourite cyclist ever, but you're not pretty); Tommy Simpson (ugly)...

Pantani Ugly and bat eared.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/onb/TourofBritain004-1.jpg)
I know little of what makes a bloke attractive to the ladies ,so maybe cav is or maybe he isnt I will leave it to better judges.