Yet Another Cycling Forum
General Category => Freewheeling => Racing => Topic started by: Biff on 22 April, 2008, 07:19:02 pm
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To counter the overly female bias of the 'Vicky P' thread, Mrs Biff has insisted, under threat of turnips, that I redress the balance, hence I (we-ouch) give you Florian Rousseau ('The Blue Stare' as any followers of track cycling will recognize him)
(http://www.loiret.com/cgloiret/media/images/coteloiret_gensdiciactu_rousseauphoto_article_complet1.jpg)
Awesome sprinter, with a back-straight kick that defied belief, and a jolly nice chap. We met him (Mrs Biff with a change of underwear at the ready) at the 2000 Worlds as a competitor, and at the 2008 Worlds as a coach.
I don't see it myself. I mean, what's he got that I haven't?
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An early-1990s helmet :D
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(http://www.skole.trondheim.kommune.no/eberg/6klasse/EUROPA/Belgia/TomBoonen.jpg)
Mr Boonen is yummy. :thumbsup: *swoons*
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An early-1990s helmet :D
I had one of them (1995)
Talking of helmets; no thread of this title would be complete without the legendary
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_pQxQFTE1bjM/RrzIZH7R9bI/AAAAAAAAAWs/2N2DX-z2tRI/s1600/caption0809.jpg)
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An early-1990s helmet :D
Ron Jeremy was a cyclist? :o
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I'm told that Damiano Cunego (http://www.roadcyclinguk.com/news/images/cunega_hi.jpg) is highly regarded by young ladies ;)
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Oscar Pereiro (http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/news/Pereiro%20Replaces_sp.jpg) has a certain latin charm
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Mr Boonen is yummy. :thumbsup: *swoons*
Is there something you're not telling us? :-\ ;)
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I can't find a good picture, but I used to think Russell Williams (http://www.bodyandmindshop.com/images/products/russell.jpg) rather swoonsome...
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Bless you, bless you. Lovely totty to cheer me up :thumbsup:
Though my ultimate favourite is specifically that photo of Cipollini with a fag in his mouth that Rogerzilla had as an avatar for a while. It gave me a little frisson every time I saw it - he just looks so bad. ;D
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Not this one (http://grahamwatson.com/gw/imagedocs.nsf/images/05cipo/$file/2.jpg), then? ;D
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Not sure what's happening just out of shot (http://www.dailypeloton.com/article_images/tse/mensrr/cipopodium1.jpg)
OK. I'll stop being unfair. Check this (http://www.porcellino.net/uomini/mario_cipollini17.jpg) :o
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Not this one (http://grahamwatson.com/gw/imagedocs.nsf/images/05cipo/$file/2.jpg), then? ;D
Oh dear, you've ruined it for me ;D
What was he thinking?
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Enough!
(http://www.peeble.com/10.jpg)
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There is a picture of a young Cippollini and the woman who became the 2nd newest Mrs MSeries somewhere here in The Chateau, I'll be doing some sorting out soon so I;ll dig it out and scan it.
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Why isn't there a picture of the young John Tomac and his cool flat-top on teh internets?
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Never mind - there's Maitre Jacques (http://www.gitaneusa.com/images/history/Jacques-Anquetil---1964.jpg). Quite the dish in his day...
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Enough!
(http://www.peeble.com/10.jpg)
*quiver*
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I have some of those glasses.
<pouts>
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(http://www.skole.trondheim.kommune.no/eberg/6klasse/EUROPA/Belgia/TomBoonen.jpg)
Mr Boonen is yummy. :thumbsup: *swoons*
Definitely shaggable.... and I meet even *cuddle* afterwards...
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Oh yes - Boonen is top totty! :thumbsup:
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Where's Chris Hoy?? *stamps foot*
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Lucien Petit-Breton (http://www.sanremoantiqua.com/Petit%20Breton,%20primo%20vincitore%20della%20Sanremo.jpg). Proper face furniture!
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Lucien Petit-Breton (http://www.sanremoantiqua.com/Petit%20Breton,%20primo%20vincitore%20della%20Sanremo.jpg). Proper face furniture!
And that parting is groomed to within a millimetre of its life too. Brylcremetastic.
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OK, back up to date with Danilo di Luca (http://madeinfrance-asso.fr/Images/danilo_di_luca.jpg)
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I have some of those glasses.
<pouts>
A fan of 'Stingray', eh?
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Never mind - there's Maitre Jacques (http://www.gitaneusa.com/images/history/Jacques-Anquetil---1964.jpg). Quite the dish in his day...
Now he WAS sexy. Very suave. I have a DVD called (I think) 'French Legends', in which his story is shared with that of Bernard Hinault. I bought it from HMV (who I think had priced it as a loss-leader) for £5 in the belief that no sane person would buy it. Yup ;D.
May I direct all to this (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sex-Lies-Handlebar-Tape-Remarkable/dp/1845963016/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208895271&sr=1-1).
My copy is on order.
Its a wonder he found time to ride a bike.
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Maitre Jacques had le mojo
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Maitre Jacques had le mojo
The producers of 'Quelles sont vos racines' would certainly earn their money if they were requested to produce a lineage for his progeny.
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I have some of those glasses.
<pouts>
A fan of 'Stingray', eh?
I remember when Briko Stingers were new. A review, probably in the Comic, said "1% of people look cool in these. The other 99% look like pond life."
I proudly showed them to my riding partner. "Pond life", he said, without a moment's hesitation >:(
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(http://www.skole.trondheim.kommune.no/eberg/6klasse/EUROPA/Belgia/TomBoonen.jpg)
Mr Boonen is yummy. :thumbsup: *swoons*
Definitely shaggable.... and I meet even *cuddle* afterwards...
Definitely cuddleable afterwards
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Any takers for Mc Nasty?
:D :D :P :demon:
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You are a pervert, Mr A.
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You are a pervert, Mr A.
Yet you are still prepared to ride 600km with me this weekend.
what does this say about you, I wonder?
:P
See you later.
Sweetie :-* ;)
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You are a pervert, Mr A.
Yet you are still prepared to ride 600km with me this weekend.
what does this say about you, I wonder?
:P
See you later.
Sweetie :-* ;)
When I started a thread about male totty I didn't expect love to blossom ;D
Good luck with the 600k. Where is it?
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Check this (http://www.porcellino.net/uomini/mario_cipollini17.jpg) :o
Cor.
Another vote for Tom Boonen, as well.
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You are a pervert, Mr A.
Yet you are still prepared to ride 600km with me this weekend.
what does this say about you, I wonder?
:P
See you later.
Sweetie :-* ;)
When I started a thread about male totty I didn't expect love to blossom ;D
Good luck with the 600k. Where is it?
Norfolk. Oh dear.
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Norfolk. Oh dear.
Be grateful it isn't up here (North Wales). I'll see your 600k in Norfolk with 80-odd miles of the Wild Wales Challenge. And I keep going back. Some people never learn ::-)
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Where's Chris Hoy?? *stamps foot*
(From Mrs Biff)
Have a double Scotch ;D
(http://www.communigate.co.uk/wilts/teamhummingbird/php2Y95A7)
And the man himself:
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39994000/jpg/_39994332_chris_hoy_getty.jpg)
I'm a 'Craig' woman myself. Phwoar!
Biff has gone off in a huff because his thighs just can't compete. Poor love ;D
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Another vote for Boonen here 8)
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Why aren't any of you voting for 55kg skinny mountain climbers?
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Have a double Scotch ;D
:o *faints*
;D
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Oi! Eh? Wot? I give Mrs Biff access to my account and she's posting naked Scotsmen :o That's it! I'm off to the shed with my Charlotte Green recordings. Harrumph!
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Give me some pictures of some skinny mountain climbers & I might like them too :) I like skinny boys!
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The mountain climbers I thought of were Virenque (ugly); Charly Gaul (ugly); Robert Miller (best will in the world, love, you're my favourite cyclist ever, but you're not pretty); Tommy Simpson (ugly)...
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The mountain climbers I thought of were Virenque (ugly); Charly Gaul (ugly); Robert Miller (best will in the world, love, you're my favourite cyclist ever, but you're not pretty); Tommy Simpson (ugly)...
Pantani Ugly and bat eared.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/onb/TourofBritain004-1.jpg)
I know little of what makes a bloke attractive to the ladies ,so maybe cav is or maybe he isnt I will leave it to better judges.