Mobile Phones Direct! You are a bunch of shysters! My phone supplied by you is less than a year old, and has failed terminally, so just fucking replace it, will you? Oh no, due to the time I've had it, I have to go through Sony, who will take a couple of weeks to repair it. Look fuckbuckets, I paid a fair bit of money for a fancy smartphone, because I need a fancy smartphone, I do not need a sit around for a fortnight while someone thinks about repairing it.
I'm not interested in the fact that it has a 2 year warranty with Sony, You deal with me, and then deal with Sony, why the fuck should I have to deal direct with them at their glacial pace?
You know who I won't be getting my next phone from, don't you...
As I've just retired, one might think a smartphone is no longer critical to me, but sadly I have to go to Shildon for a three day event, and need the full works, including social media. I'm having to borrow Mrs W's old tablet instead, which keeps forgetting I also have an account on it, and now I find you can't use Whatsapp on a tablet without linking it to the phone I currently don't have.... just as well the venue has Wifi for business visitors.
And to add insult to injury today, some cnut has decided to outbid us on the offer that was accepted for the house in Dolgellau. And they live within a few miles of our current abode, which is one hell of a coincidence. I have told one person where this house is, I sincerely hope she hasn't told someone else who has decided to outbid me, or our warm friendship is at an end.
Further insult 2 - Look dog emptiers of the parish, when we have a furking great aggregate truck parked opposite, our drive is clearly in the process of being relaid, and we have placed the wheelie bins out the front to keep it clear for the resurfacing contractors truck, don't fucking park between the bins! Yes, it is a private road, it was my property I was reserving.
Further insult 3 - ancient mother, its annoying enough that you periodically do something stupid with your phone and block the line so the emergency alarm is non-functional, but why do it this morning, when I'm kinda bloody preoccupied with selling the house, resurfacing the drive, dealing with Sony etc? I didn't need the 45 mile round trip to deliver a new phone (and the toaster to replace the one your sister broke at the weekend). Yes, I will be adding the cost of the fuel to the cost of the toaster and phone.
Further insult 4 - Twat in a Skoda Octavia estate, don't just drive into me on the M27! It was lucky I glanced into the door mirror at that precise moment, to see half a Skoda bearing down on me, in my lane, at about 15mph faster than I was going. I took to the hard shoulder and braked hard to make sure he went past me rather than just continuing to veer into my car. Your name is now officially Waddock Hunt.
Further insult 5- Capture One Pro, why do you keep moving the order of my photo catalogue around, so I get some of the current ones I'm working on, then suddenly photos from 5 years ago, when they are supposed to be in date order. It takes ages and several attempts to get it to re-order them, so just bloody stoppit, will you?
What a shit day....