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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #175 on: 05 December, 2008, 02:14:50 pm »
John Humphreys
Right on...
Super-Twat

I didn't find that 'cos I did a search for John Humphreys, not Humphrys  ::-)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #176 on: 05 December, 2008, 02:24:24 pm »
Humphrys/Humphreys - mega-twat either way!

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #177 on: 05 December, 2008, 08:12:47 pm »
I got to see the Jeremy Kyle show this morning. I am no less convinced that he is not a twat but is in fact evil.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #178 on: 05 December, 2008, 09:07:36 pm »
+5000 for Chris Moyles

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #179 on: 06 December, 2008, 11:37:26 pm »
Humphrys/Humphreys - mega-twat either way!

Yup, absolutely top-drawer twattery every time he opens his mouth. The idiot thinks he's a celebrity. I've got stronger words than twat that I'd like to use about him but not on a family forum.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #180 on: 09 May, 2010, 05:22:19 pm »
I was unfortunate enough to see Calum Best on TV this morning.

What have you ever done other than live on the back of your father's fame? Nothing. OK, he was a cunt, so if you're going to use the fact that you're his son to appear on shitty TV shows and in the sort of magazines that chimpanzees wipe their arses with, at least have the common decency to develop a chronic alcohol problem. Then die.

SUPER FUCKING BELL END TWAT!!!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #181 on: 09 May, 2010, 05:38:10 pm »
Has anyone yet mentioned, on this page, Jeremy Kyle? Or Piers Moron?

ButI will add Michael O'Leary

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #182 on: 09 May, 2010, 05:56:32 pm »
That stupid weather man off BBC London - Michael Cockroft,

Super-Twat!

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #183 on: 09 May, 2010, 06:29:35 pm »
Alex Ferguson.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #184 on: 10 May, 2010, 12:08:39 am »
Qoooooooooooh yes

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #185 on: 10 May, 2010, 12:11:49 am »
Sorry, I'm late to this thread.  I'm not going to read through 13 pages to find out if he's been mentioned before.  (He's bound to have been)


Stephen Nolan

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #186 on: 10 May, 2010, 12:21:43 am »
Sorry, I'm late to this thread.  I'm not going to read through 13 pages to find out if he's been mentioned before.  (He's bound to have been)


Stephen Nolan

Fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckofff uckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff

He has been mentioned quite a few times before, but your post is still acceptable  :)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #187 on: 10 May, 2010, 12:38:21 am »
Anyone who uses the term 'workshop' in any other situation than light engineering. . .

Anyone who uses the phrase 'going forward'.

Just fuck right off.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #188 on: 10 May, 2010, 12:43:27 am »
Gordon Brown. Twat.

Tony BLiar. Twat

Sarah ****ing Kennedy. TWAT.

Hazel Blears. Squirrel. Total complete and utter TWAT!
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #189 on: 10 May, 2010, 01:12:05 am »
Has anyone yet mentioned, on this page, Jeremy Kyle? Or Piers Moron?

ButI will add Michael O'Leary
At least twice, but that's ok, he could use some more.

And being as everyone else is in bed and I'm bored...how about:
Michael Gove (yes I know I already had him, but he's still an S-T)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #190 on: 10 May, 2010, 04:09:23 am »
+1 for Gordon Brown and Tony Bliar.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #191 on: 10 May, 2010, 06:40:41 am »
Have we had Kate Hoey?


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #192 on: 10 May, 2010, 09:23:06 am »
On BBC Midlands Today we have to endure Nick Owen. Can't you southerners keep your twats to yourselves? We have plenty of our own, thank you.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #193 on: 10 May, 2010, 10:24:28 am »
Rod Liddle.

What a hateful animal fanny that man is.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #194 on: 10 May, 2010, 12:52:53 pm »
Oh come on... Seeing him screaming "scallops for the wirkers" last Thursday was hilarious

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #195 on: 13 May, 2010, 10:31:51 pm »
Sorry, I'm late to this thread.  I'm not going to read through 13 pages to find out if he's been mentioned before.  (He's bound to have been)


Stephen Nolan

Fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckofff uckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff

He has been mentioned quite a few times before, but your post is still acceptable  :)

Thank God he's still allowed. I'm late to this topic too.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #196 on: 13 May, 2010, 10:33:31 pm »
Jimmy Carr.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #197 on: 13 May, 2010, 10:33:49 pm »
Jeremy Clarkson.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #198 on: 13 May, 2010, 10:34:04 pm »
James Martin.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #199 on: 13 May, 2010, 10:36:08 pm »
Terry Wogan.

(I'm enjoying this)  :thumbsup: