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TheLurker

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3950 on: 10 September, 2020, 06:15:18 am »
Two fer one.

Hancock for complaining that asymptomatic people are using the CV testing system.  Of course they are you utter fucking simpleton.  You don't need a test to tell you you're ill when you're showing symptoms, you need to know if you're carrying the virus if you're *not* showing symptoms so that you don't spread it to others.

Bloody Stupid Johnson (aka Bozo the Clown) for finally, officially, turning Britain into a Banana Republic, or whatever the Constitutional Monarchical equivalent thereof is, by deciding to ignore a legally binding international agreement.

Christ, but this is the most piss-poor excuse for a government I have *ever* seen.

Hmm, perhaps this should have been in "Rants".
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3951 on: 10 September, 2020, 07:21:42 am »
"Banana Monarchy" does have something of a ring to it though. We would at least be world beating. The world's most bananaiest banana monarchy.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3952 on: 10 September, 2020, 12:02:53 pm »
"Banana Monarchy" does have something of a ring to it though. We would at least be world beating. The world's most bananaiest banana monarchy.

And  we dunt hafter ,,,,,,,,,,,, acept bannana rools. ,, from teh FASHIST EU!!!2!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3953 on: 10 September, 2020, 07:15:09 pm »
Sebastian Fox, Michael Green and Grant Shapps.  If it was my bridge, I'd bung big notices on Hammersmith Bridge saying “Warning: clever buggers with engineering degrees think this bridge is unsafe.  Use at your own risk.  Don't come crying to us if it collapses and you or yours are killed utterly to DETH, go and shout at Super-Twat Shapps instead.”
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3954 on: 10 September, 2020, 07:19:47 pm »
It's not a major artery, it's a narrow Victorian-era bridge never engineered to carry modern traffic in any volume. The far larger Wandsworth bridge is not very far away and frankly, do all those people need to be driving anyway? No.

So fuck off, twats.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3955 on: 10 September, 2020, 08:40:55 pm »
I suspect someone has closed a very key artery in Grant Shapps’s neck. His brain has clearly been starved of oxygen for a considerable period.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3956 on: 11 September, 2020, 08:57:39 am »
"Banana Monarchy" does have something of a ring to it though. We would at least be world beating. The world's most bananaiest banana monarchy.

Yes, but we have no bananas... 

Cabbages, yes.

Brassica Monarchy?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3957 on: 11 September, 2020, 10:06:15 am »
"Banana Monarchy" does have something of a ring to it though. We would at least be world beating. The world's most bananaiest banana monarchy.

Yes, but we have no bananas... 

Cabbages, yes.

Brassica Monarchy?
:-)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3958 on: 11 September, 2020, 10:26:51 am »
I think Turnip Monarchy would be more appropriate.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3959 on: 12 September, 2020, 07:52:10 pm »
Ruled by swedes? But we had a referendum...

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3960 on: 14 September, 2020, 10:59:59 am »
Well, BSJ keeps trying to pretend that he has a cunning plan. :facepalm:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3961 on: 14 September, 2020, 11:03:44 am »
A Cummings plan?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3962 on: 14 September, 2020, 11:36:49 am »
There's a plan? ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3964 on: 25 September, 2020, 05:59:01 pm »
I thought he was there already. These hypocritical bastards who agitated for Brexit and then swan off to live in Europe  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3965 on: 25 September, 2020, 06:17:17 pm »
I thought he was there already. These hypocritical bastards who agitated for Brexit and then swan off to live in Europe  >:( >:( >:(

Yebbut Monaco ain’t really Europe. He still a tax avoiding unmentionable tho.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3966 on: 27 September, 2020, 03:50:28 pm »
Laurence Fox
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3967 on: 27 September, 2020, 03:59:55 pm »
Laurence Fox

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3968 on: 28 September, 2020, 08:36:16 am »
Laurence Fox

I dunno why you are all so negative about him launching his political party.

Hopefully it will split the tory/gammon vote.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3969 on: 28 September, 2020, 10:37:47 am »
Laurence Fox


Sometimes, one can see the attraction of hunting with a pack of hounds...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3970 on: 28 September, 2020, 10:49:26 am »
Makes you wonder just where this cash is coming from. Strange forces at work out there.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3971 on: 28 September, 2020, 11:10:08 am »
Laurence Fox

I dunno why you are all so negative about him launching his political party.

Hopefully it will split the tory/gammon vote.

It is a very good point you make and one that I continue to make to friends and family.  The right really only has the tories.  Fromage gamed the GE by withdrawing candidates in seats to ensure that tories won.  On the left we have Lib Dems, Labour, and Green in England with PC and SNP in Wales and Scotland respectively.  The left is killing itself.

The fascist strategy is to hold onto power at all costs and the left wing is helping them achieve this.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3972 on: 28 September, 2020, 11:15:28 am »
Makes you wonder just where this cash is coming from. Strange forces at work out there.

A lot of it from the ultra-right wingers in the USA (who have links with the right wingers in the former USSR states)...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3973 on: 28 September, 2020, 12:44:55 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3974 on: 28 September, 2020, 01:34:49 pm »
Allison Pearson.   https://twitter.com/allisonpearson/status/1310325037606543360?s=20       She claims to have a son at uni.  He's probably googling how to change his name.
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