Squirty cream

[red marley]

When I'm president of the world I will make it illegal to sell squirty cream and aerosol air horns unless they are both combined in the same unit. Should provide good entertainment value at cheap and cheerful cafes and football matches alike.

[Kim]

When I'm president of the world I will make it illegal to sell squirty cream and aerosol air car horns unless they are both combined in the same unit.

FTFY

[Charlotte]

Chantilly cream
And a precision ream
And a pony's tail
And a clown
A niggle in her forks
And a Wiggle in her torque
An anodised alloy crown crown crown
Ain't nothing in the world like a Truckin' Surly
Makes me act real funny, make me spend ma money
Make my wallet loose, like an Avid Juice,
Ugh, squirty cream, I don't like!

POTD 

[Paul]

Everybody relax. All I'm saying is that squirty cream is fun.

Don't heat it up.

Don't have it on a cappuccino. (And don't have cappuccinos anyway).

Just squirt it on pancakes sometimes, and maybe some other stuff.

Not genitalia.

[Mr Larrington]

Everybody relax. All I'm saying is that squirty cream is fun.

Don't heat it up.

Don't have it on a cappuccino. (And don't have cappuccinos anyway).

Just squirt it on pancakes sometimes, and maybe some other stuff.

Not genitalia.

FTFY

[StevieB]

One minute I'm assiduously researching the alternatives for ass(os) cream when I innocently follow a link and my the time I figured out the degree of the weirdness it was too late.

A chunk of my allotted time wasted and a residue of depravity forever lurking in the corners of my mind.

But mostly I wish I hadn't googled Grant Shapps.

[Pancho]

It's vile.

However, the N20 thing is true. Great effort (and vast quantities of cream) were expended at school attempting to separate the cream from the gas.

[Palinurus]

I learned it contained nitrous oxide from Iain Banks' Espedair Street.

[Mr Larrington]

I learned it contained nitrous oxide from Iain Banks' Espedair Street.

+1

[Jaded]

I learned it contained nitrous oxide from Iain Banks' Espedair Street.

You can get nitrous oxide from Brick Lane too.