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The cyclefarcility photo thread
« on: 27 April, 2009, 09:53:33 am »
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #1 on: 27 April, 2009, 09:58:58 am »
Did they really mean to put that sign there? I suspect they looked in their stock to see what "warning cyclists" signs they had in the bunker and this is what they found.

IMHO the sign for look out for cyclists and no cycling are way too similar and I bet a lot of drivers don't know the difference.
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #2 on: 27 April, 2009, 10:07:21 am »
Did they really mean to put that sign there? I suspect they looked in their stock to see what "warning cyclists" signs they had in the bunker and this is what they found.

IMHO the sign for look out for cyclists and no cycling are way too similar and I bet a lot of drivers don't know the difference.

It took me a while to work it out. On the back is a shared use path sign, so i presume the 'no cycling' applies to the narrow strip of overgrown bumpy tarmac, and the NCN directions to the adjacent road.

But it makes a good photo.
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #3 on: 27 April, 2009, 10:57:13 am »

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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #4 on: 27 April, 2009, 06:45:49 pm »
Someone has painted an enormous CDC on the one I use to leave work.  Photo later this week, hopefully.
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #5 on: 27 April, 2009, 08:59:52 pm »
Yebbut, they both have a bicycle and red round the edge.  You expecting the half-awake meathead chatting on his phone in a car to do geometry as well? :o
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #6 on: 27 April, 2009, 09:15:31 pm »
Yeah I can understand why a lot of people don't understand the no cycling sign, because all the no smoking signs I see around have a nice red line through it.

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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #7 on: 27 April, 2009, 09:26:17 pm »
IMHO the sign for look out for cyclists and no cycling are way too similar and I bet a lot of drivers don't know the difference.

Really? Warnings are mostly triangular whereas prohibitions are mostly circular.

And the no right- / left- / u- turn signs with the line through are therefore a double negative, so maybe the cabbies have been getting it right all these years?  :)

Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #8 on: 27 April, 2009, 09:30:12 pm »
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Does the sign refer to the footpath/cyclepath, the road or both?
There is no way of knowing.

Sustrans cycle route 51 sends you through Bicester and through a pedestrian area. (Can't remember whether its a no entry or no cycling sign now though)

It also goes through Milton Keynes shopping centre with, "No cycling on footway," signs which are blue rectangles with white writing, so reccommendatory. I've never worked out whether it is only a footway or a shared use cycle path.

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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #9 on: 28 April, 2009, 12:41:55 am »
IMHO the sign for look out for cyclists and no cycling are way too similar and I bet a lot of drivers don't know the difference.

Really? Warnings are mostly triangular whereas prohibitions are mostly circular.

More than half of British motorists cannot interpret road signs properly, according to an RAC survey in 2001, and I doubt it's improved since.



They are too similar.  It's ridiculous that the no-cycling sign doesn't have a line through it.
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #10 on: 28 April, 2009, 12:53:24 am »
It's not ridiculous, it's identical to all the other prohibitory signs.

e.g. "No motor vehicles" - the famous circle with a motorbike leaping over a car.

Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #11 on: 28 April, 2009, 01:27:53 am »
....I agree that a diagonal line through prohibition signs would make their message more obvious.

So what's this one then  :demon:


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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #12 on: 28 April, 2009, 01:59:20 am »
It's not ridiculous, it's identical to all the other prohibitory signs.

Helloo....



It is ridiculous that they don't all have lines through them.

The Australian one:
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #13 on: 28 April, 2009, 02:10:48 am »
I'm sorry, that picture obscured behind the thick red line looks similar to the French moped logo (from memory, which is what I go from when on the road), is it bicycles prohibited or scooters prohibited.

I seem to recall the only difference is the picture of the moped's engine.




Please leave the pictures clear and not obfsucated.

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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #14 on: 28 April, 2009, 02:53:08 am »


Looks like a bicycle to me

and a sign that means no cycling.
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #15 on: 28 April, 2009, 08:38:40 am »


Looks like a bicycle to me

and a sign that means no cycling.

No, it is a sign which has a picture of not cycling in a sign which means the activity is prohibited. So no not cycling, or in other words, get on your bike.


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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #16 on: 28 April, 2009, 08:58:50 am »
Yebbut, they both have a bicycle and red round the edge.  You expecting the half-awake meathead chatting on his phone in a car to do geometry as well? :o

Are you telling me that you can't tell the difference between round and triangular wheels on your bike?  ;D


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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #17 on: 28 April, 2009, 08:59:16 am »
You expecting the half-awake meathead chatting on his phone in a car to do geometry as well? :o

Hmm, you have a point. Perhaps a GCSE module on top tube angles would help?  ;D
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #19 on: 11 May, 2009, 12:34:47 pm »
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You might notice that both this fine example and David's original example both come from NCN route 5 on the North Wales coast, possibly the country's shittest cycle route.  There is an excellent section of NCN 5 between Prestatyn and Rhyl where it runs along the seafront - complete with sand and a banking camber that wouldn't be out of place in a velodrome.

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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #20 on: 11 May, 2009, 03:23:59 pm »
[the country's shittest cycle route. 

No chance - it can't possibly be as bad as NCN1 in North Kent.  ;D
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #21 on: 12 May, 2009, 03:10:12 pm »
Mobile phone pics, so do excuse quality:







Not so much a bad facility (tho I do think they are pointless) but a typical abuse of it. All the above taken on Old Hall Road in Sale in between the junctions of Dane Road and Wythenshawe Road.


And here is Greater Manchester Police's attempt at secure cycle parking:



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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #22 on: 12 May, 2009, 03:17:25 pm »
The parking is fairly typical of any facility anywhere, though, isn't it?  I guess that the Police will be too busy to do anything about anyone parking there.

Meanwhile, I can see that GMP aren't quite busy enough, so are giving the local la's a bit of a chance to bump up the theft stats ::-)
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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #23 on: 12 May, 2009, 09:23:39 pm »
ed, I don't believe that car is parked illegaly - which is part of our problem, of course.

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Re: The cyclefarcility photo thread
« Reply #24 on: 13 May, 2009, 12:07:29 pm »
ed, I don't believe that car is parked illegaly - which is part of our problem, of course.

It's parked in a cycle lane to the the left of the hatched markings...
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