I stayed on business in Edinburgh once - client’s choice of posh hotel. As I was there for a week I took a bike. There was no hotel car park ( deal with local public parking) so I didn’t fancy doing my usual leave bike in car.
I contacted the hotel in advance. When I booked in they said “ oh, you’ve got a bike to store” They placed it carefully behind 24 hour reception.
After work next day, got changed for a ride. Went to collect bike - not there!
Quickly told that the handyman had spotted the bike and had taken it to his cave for even safer storage. “ we hope you don’t mind, but he says it’s a really nice bike, so he’s cleaned and polished it during his breaks” it turns out he was a cycling fan.