Well f*** me that was an experience and a half.
First of all, thanks very much to all those who organised it and helped at controls. I definitely met Vorsprung, Ian H, Jaded, Flatus, Feline, Simon P, Tony Pember, Banjo but all the rest too of course. All the controls were awesomely well run and were a wonder of efficiency to behold and kept us all going excellenty.
Next it was excellent to finally meet many other forumites properly and ride with several of them for extensive periods. Bike Mikey, Bairdy, Dinamo, Steve Poulton, Folk Devil, Fboab, Chris S and again apologies to any others if I have forgotten in my current state of mental limbo.
A special thanks to Andy Cox for the lift there and back and for (amongst others) rescuing me from a moment of darkness before the final Hadspen control.
Ride report.
Well it was a game of two halves. The first 200 km were outstanding. The weather was terrible at times but in between was nice sunshine to burn off the rain and I arrived at the Hadspen control (first time) to comment that I was dry despite much advice to put on my waterproofs. Thanks to Mikey for offering to hose me down at that moment
I felt good, was keeping up, if not whizzing past, many experienced randonneurs and was very pleased with my form.
But then the really hilly stuff and the night section hit and I was in trouble. From 4 hours ahead of the time limit at Kingswood I eventually finished about 3 hours ahead of it so the last 150 were proper torrid. Threat of knee injury forced me to walk up the singularity that was the hill before Peasedown St John and then the mental plan to not give up on a slope was knackered. There must have been 4 or 5 double chevron slopes post Kingswood which I also walked :-( and then a real sting in the tail getting up to the final village before Ash Thomas at the end. I was in proper trouble in the last 50k - not sure I wasn't hallucinating on the A38 with about 20/30k to go and had to partake in emergency anti-bonk measures as I seriously considered calling a taxi at the end - a bottle of coca cola got me through to the end. I didn't bonk but it was hard hard hard at that point and a very close thing. I now know what people mean by finishing the final yards of long events with sheer bloody mindedness. The last 50 k must have taken me near 3 hours.
The debate about the climbing figure can go whereever it wants but noone I have talked to about it, newbie or experienced has said anything other than that was bastard hilly ride - the figure itself is a moot point. Certainly far too much for a chap of my ample build. But yeah, I as much as anyone else, took on this ride as a challenge and that it certainly was.
Nevertheless I am very chuffed at impressing several rather experienced people with my speed at a couple of early controls. That is very pleasing. Fboab put it best... "You're fast for a fat guy"
Just a shame about the massive dip in form in the second half.
I had an interesting encounter with some police at a 24 hour garage in Beckington(?) were I was approached asking if I was involved with the 'race' as they'd seen 'loads of cyclists in Nunney (this was about 2 am). I was a bit worried that someone had been hurt but as it turned out they were just concerned for us and trying to make sure we were all safe which was nice to hear. You could see they thought we were all insane when I explained what we were doing.
Anyway, my first 400k and it's done.
That's also a randonneur 1000 done and 11 points so far in my first season since January. Next up the Buzzard 600 next month for my SR. Job done, not necessarily to my full satisfaction but a proper satisfying achievement nevertheless.
Audaxing is always an adventure and this was most certainly that. I can see why the 400 k is seen as the hardest distance. A bit of a toss up for me on whether the cambrian series 3A or this was harder - I shall have to find some more benign 300s and 400s to do
Hello also to also those I met but didn't catch their name. The guy with the leg tattoos from Burnley, the guy in the Audax england jersey who was wanting to ride with me from Peasedown St John and the guy in the Sandals riding a fixie I met towards the end, the guy from Belgium and others also, thanks for the company.
Congrats to all others for completing and especially to those, like me, who completed their first 400 this morning