Author Topic: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.  (Read 155655 times)

clarion

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #300 on: 09 June, 2015, 08:47:45 am »
Ouch.
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #301 on: 09 June, 2015, 10:13:45 pm »
Ouch hope all GWS.
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spindrift

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #302 on: 28 August, 2015, 06:00:36 pm »


Hit a pothole that I knew was there, front wheel twisted, down I went, two women and some French bloke on his bike helped me up, French geezer said "Let me elp you wiz your biake" and I was nonplussed. Bar tape's scuffed, brake hood's got a tear.

CrinklyLion

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #303 on: 02 September, 2015, 08:21:48 pm »
Do scootering injuries count?  SmallestCub has instructed me to photograph his knee, following yesterday's unintended scooter dismount, and "show Kim".

Kim

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #304 on: 02 September, 2015, 08:34:04 pm »
I'd say that counts.

Vince

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #305 on: 02 September, 2015, 09:23:52 pm »
Ouchy. GWS SmallestCub!
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #306 on: 02 September, 2015, 09:33:12 pm »
Self propelled on 2 or 3 wheels.   Yes he's a valid entry in the hallowed book.

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Paul

  • L'enfer, c'est les autos.
Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #307 on: 02 September, 2015, 09:39:13 pm »
French geezer said "Let me elp you wiz your biake" and I was nonplussed. Bar tape's scuffed, brake hood's got a tear.

But your wordplay function was unaffected?

Knee looked sore. How is it now?
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spindrift

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #308 on: 15 September, 2015, 10:53:03 pm »
Knee's fine, trousers were very thick but I went down hard riding the hoods so the impact knackered my left hand for a few days. I think all my 13 stone at 15 mph went on my hands on the bars, knee and hip and the side of the bike. For the life of me I can't remember how I ended up, cos I was clipped in toe-clips. I think I ended up sort of kneeling, I'm not sure, then the French bloke turned up and it all went a bit Song of Bernadette, the clouds parted and a ray of sun illuminated a helpful and calm French gentleman.

Arellcat

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #309 on: 27 September, 2015, 12:00:03 pm »


Monday: Tried to perform a u-turn on my Brompton but forgot I had the Radical trailer attached.  When I reached the limit of sharpness of turn the back wheel jammed on the drawbar and the bike stopped while I was leaned into the turn.  As I fell I twisted the hell out of my ankle trying and failing to unclip.  Then as I crumpled onto the ground the bike fell on top of me and the right-hand crank friction-scraped some skin off my leg.  Lots of ice, lots of elevation, but not much rest until today.  I also sustained three bruises on my knee, but that's not so exciting for this thread.

This was my good ankle, too.  >:(
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #310 on: 27 September, 2015, 04:38:45 pm »
That's beautifully colour-coordinated with the tatt.

Niiiice

Mrs Pingu

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #311 on: 27 September, 2015, 05:13:55 pm »
Like the purple bruising, the hole in the leg not so much....
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

fuzzy

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #312 on: 27 September, 2015, 11:48:06 pm »
As we used to say in the accident attending trade- Ouch!

GWS.

Pingu

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #313 on: 28 September, 2015, 12:00:59 am »
Good effort  :thumbsup: GWS  :-*

spindrift

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #314 on: 29 September, 2015, 06:27:32 pm »
Stunning, such depth to the purple bruise, and you can't tell if the bruising extends under the large flower to the right then you realise it does cos you can see the bruise between the petals. Just beautiful, fantastic job.

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #315 on: 29 September, 2015, 09:52:09 pm »
Superb job, Arellcat!   Beyond the call of duty.

But do look after yourself,  and get well soon.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #316 on: 30 September, 2015, 09:05:35 am »
Arellcat's provocative image forces us to confront the limits of our own mortality and contemplate the fluid boundary between functionality and performance, responding within the limits of our own physical experience to the extremes of pain and sensation she impacts upon us while transcending the interface of the body's physical existence and the representation of that existence, which...

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #317 on: 03 October, 2015, 05:37:12 pm »
Friday 7th August, 2015 - I was coming back from a quick morning spin on my folding bike, and just round the corner from my house ran over an 1.5" wood screw. The wood screw lodged itself in the back tyre at right angles, rotated round and hit the back of the mudguard. The mudguard compressed and shattered, and a section of the mudguard rotated around underneath the back tyre. Within a single rotation of the wheels I had a shiny piece of pvc mudguard lodged under my back tyre, at which point the frictionless nature of the contact with the road, coupled with the existing forward momentum and downward force of gravity of my 13 stone body, caused the bike to 'pop-out' completely from underneath me, resulting in a left hand superman dive into the tarmac. Due to the instantaneous nature of the above I did not have time to get my arm down and the entire force of impact was taken by my left shoulder.

The rest of Friday was a blur. I had passed out several times with pain, was taken to hospital in an ambulance, given morphine and xrayed... luckily the sharp fractured end did not quite pop out of my skin - just :)




A few days later a 2 hour op, 10cm plate and 12 screws - followed by 6 weeks in a sling, no driving or lifting... life on hold  ::-)




Still doing the exercise to try and loosen up my shoulder - got about 30% of original movement so far...



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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #318 on: 03 October, 2015, 06:42:57 pm »
Ouch. Ouch. 

Get doing those gentle stretches and hopefully it'll improve?  I've set an hourly timer on the computer when trying to recover movement before, to keep it frequent but gentle.  It helped me.

Best wishes with it.

Pingu

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #319 on: 03 October, 2015, 08:04:56 pm »
Ruddy Norah  :o :hand:

GWS  :)

zigzag

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #320 on: 04 October, 2015, 11:53:59 am »
gws. (the plate looks like a giant bug on your shoulder)

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #321 on: 04 October, 2015, 12:13:22 pm »
gws. (the plate looks like a giant bug on your shoulder)

Lol - your not the first to make that observation  ;D
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redshift

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #322 on: 04 October, 2015, 07:07:47 pm »
Bloody hell, Graham!   :o

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #323 on: 04 October, 2015, 10:24:23 pm »
Bloody hell, Graham!   :o
GWS!

Bloody hell is right! Its been... how shall we say... emotional? Still, could of been worse [bashed head and knocked some sense into me?]

Joking aside, I'll mend - although I am getting somewhat impatient now... reckon it will be another month or more before I get back on the bike or C2 rowing!

Be careful out there guys!
“They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.” ― Khalil Gibran

Paul

  • L'enfer, c'est les autos.
Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #324 on: 05 October, 2015, 01:30:42 pm »
What a freakish occurance. GWS.
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