Author Topic: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.  (Read 155523 times)

Ruthie

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #350 on: 21 February, 2016, 08:57:48 pm »
Oufff!  That'll stick nicely to the sheets later.
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Pingu

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #351 on: 23 February, 2016, 11:16:11 pm »
Nice effort phanta! Sorry to hear about the clothing & bike damage, at least skin heals. Did you report the pot hole to the cooncil?


Kim

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #353 on: 13 April, 2016, 07:31:10 pm »
http://cyclingtips.com/2016/04/ventoso-confirms-disc-brakes-sliced-his-leg-open-calls-for-action-on-giant-knives/

*wince*

I'm sure they'll have to do a lot to catch up with chainrings in terms of inflicted gore, but that does seem a reasonable argument (if one were needed) to stick to rim brakes for road racing.

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #354 on: 13 April, 2016, 07:39:07 pm »
What's the "baler twine" about?

Mrs Pingu

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #355 on: 13 April, 2016, 08:09:14 pm »
Nice.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

Pancho

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #356 on: 13 April, 2016, 08:31:48 pm »
What's the "baler twine" about?

It's his cyborg insides showing.

BTW, that is proper gory. Just what this thread was set up for!

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #357 on: 13 April, 2016, 08:36:56 pm »
Ha!  Hopefully not a quick-release mech. for the staples...

fuzzy

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #358 on: 13 April, 2016, 08:46:29 pm »
If that was my wound, I would need a medical professional to keep slapping my hand away when I started tugging at the loose ends......

spindrift

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #359 on: 13 April, 2016, 08:47:12 pm »
Big ring scars are useful if you want to explain them by saying you were attacked by a shark with very regular teeth.

hellymedic

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #360 on: 13 April, 2016, 09:04:45 pm »
If that was my wound, I would need a medical professional to keep slapping my hand away when I started tugging at the loose ends......

I think that blue thing is a drain, designed to vent Evil Fluids away from the flap wound so that the flap sticks and lives.
If blood and goo accumulate under a flap, it can Slough Off and Die.

Once a wound oozes less and the flap looks a Healthy Pink cf a Dusky Blue, the drain can be Pulled Out with ouchiness.

If the flap turns Black, a skin graft might be needed.

clarion

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #361 on: 14 April, 2016, 02:32:17 pm »
Almost certainly not inflicted by a brake disc
Getting there...

zigzag

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #362 on: 15 April, 2016, 11:19:24 am »
apparently this incident was enough for uci to stop disc brake testing in pro races

caerau

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #363 on: 15 April, 2016, 01:04:35 pm »
Disc brake, apparently:



http://cyclingtips.com/2016/04/ventoso-confirms-disc-brakes-sliced-his-leg-open-calls-for-action-on-giant-knives/


Without the blue thing, this looks remarkable like my arm did after an operation in Feb.  I blame the surgeon, no a brake disc there - though he'd probably suggest it might have been an idea not to try cycling on ice.  O:-)
It's a reverse Elvis thing.

Vince

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #364 on: 16 April, 2016, 05:03:02 am »
Almost certainly not inflicted by a brake disc
What makes you say that Clarion?
216km from Marsh Gibbon

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #365 on: 16 April, 2016, 09:08:29 pm »
How does the front of a left leg come into contact with a disc brake?

Tim Hall

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #366 on: 16 April, 2016, 10:46:04 pm »
How does the front of a left leg come into contact with a disc brake?
Going into the back of the bike in front according to the article.
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Kim

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #367 on: 17 April, 2016, 12:32:58 am »
Perhaps they were flying inverted?

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #368 on: 23 April, 2016, 07:12:06 pm »
More likely to have been his own brake disc as it's a left leg, surely?
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #369 on: 18 May, 2016, 02:45:38 pm »
I thought I'd put these up here, but hey ho - here they are a bit late. Guess it's no secret I went a bit snap at the end of March. Didn't take long to fix up thanks to some great surgery at Gloucester Hospital.  The screw in my Scaphoid is an old injury.



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barakta

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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #370 on: 18 May, 2016, 03:17:08 pm »
Nice metal work there Rabbit. Hope your arm is healing well and you're getting as much use out of it as possible.

caerau

  • SR x 3 - PBP fail but 1090 km - hey - not too bad
Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #371 on: 18 May, 2016, 03:21:48 pm »
How is it when the weather warms?


A colleague of mine at work has had a very similar operation recently - he got mugged to get his fracture - nice  >:( :(  - and he says the metal expands and contracts depending on the air temperature so he can feel a storm coming...  He can hardly hold a pen a few months after so I guess it's a little different.
It's a reverse Elvis thing.

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #372 on: 05 June, 2016, 12:08:22 pm »
Brace yourself, crash damage :o:
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Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #373 on: 06 June, 2016, 10:05:25 am »
Nasty!  How's the rider?

Re: Cycling injuries- the gorier the better.
« Reply #374 on: 06 June, 2016, 10:07:14 am »
It's the chip on the top tube that I can't understand how you did it.