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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3925 on: 16 August, 2020, 07:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Canardly on 16 August, 2020, 07:01:05 pm
Trouble these days is you don't know if a site emanates from an office just outside Moscow.

Is that where the Fascist Information Bureau (otherwise known as Conservative Party Head Office) is situated these days?
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3926 on: 21 August, 2020, 07:58:19 pm »
Harry Maguire. Colossal bellend.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3927 on: 21 August, 2020, 10:51:25 pm »
Oh yes.  An industrial-strength sillybollocks.
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pumpkin

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3928 on: 22 August, 2020, 09:16:36 pm »
Supposedly the old Etonian away on a camping trip and now the subject of a super injunction ;)
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3929 on: 22 August, 2020, 11:17:51 pm »
Should a sitting prime minister ever be a subject of a super injunction? Actually, come to that should ANY serving member of Parliament be a subject of a super injunction? If their activities are not covered by security protocols then we have a right to know.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3930 on: 22 August, 2020, 11:29:00 pm »
It is at this point that a Sir Humphrey senior enough to be neither civil nor servile explains the difference between “the public interest” and “the public's interest” :demon:
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3931 on: 23 August, 2020, 08:38:24 am »
I had to check who 'arry is. 

Apparently his nickname is "Slabhead".  I suspect that he is proud of that...
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3932 on: 25 August, 2020, 06:09:40 pm »
Quote from: citoyen on 21 August, 2020, 07:58:19 pm
Harry Maguire. Colossal bellend.

They don’t muck about, those Bubbles.  He’s already been tried and found guilty.  Sentencing in due course but unlikely to be custodial chiz.

Anyone using the phrase or saying “Do you know who I am?” after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize power will be ruthlessly asset-stripped before being sent to a Reëducation Camp with a name-badge sewn to their old flour sack reading “Nobody”.

Edit: 21 months suspended.
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SoreTween

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3933 on: 25 August, 2020, 08:32:41 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 25 August, 2020, 06:09:40 pm
a name-badge sewn to their old flour sack
As I read that I was expecting 'forehead'. I'm afraid that disappointment drops the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party a few points in my personal popularity poll.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3934 on: 26 August, 2020, 01:04:13 am »
Any such identification on the forehead would be nailed there, like wot Ivan The Terrible did to Leonard Cohen's hat.  According to one reliable source anyway.
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3935 on: 27 August, 2020, 11:31:35 am »
I think it’s a shame that he had to ask who he was, though I’m assuming his forgetfulness was due to ethanol I’m imbimation so I’m less sympathetic towards him.
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Peter

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3936 on: 27 August, 2020, 07:44:00 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 25 August, 2020, 06:09:40 pm
Quote from: citoyen on 21 August, 2020, 07:58:19 pm
Harry Maguire. Colossal bellend.

They don’t muck about, those Bubbles.  He’s already been tried and found guilty.  Sentencing in due course but unlikely to be custodial chiz.

Anyone using the phrase or saying “Do you know who I am?” after we of the Democratic Ruthless Bastards Party seize power will be ruthlessly asset-stripped before being sent to a Reëducation Camp with a name-badge sewn to their old flour sack reading “Nobody”.

Edit: 21 months suspended.

Policeman:  Yes, you're the captain of a nation that didn't win the European Championship in 2004 - or any other year, for that matter.
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SoreTween

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3937 on: 27 August, 2020, 10:16:55 pm »
Quote from: citoyen on 21 August, 2020, 07:58:19 pm
Harry Maguire. Colossal bellend.
And again.

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Can you smell that? What is that? Sheep is it? It's cows? No, no, I know what it is...
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3938 on: 28 August, 2020, 09:05:16 am »
Grant Shapps.
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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3939 on: 28 August, 2020, 07:59:36 pm »
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Nuncio

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3940 on: 28 August, 2020, 10:29:55 pm »
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3941 on: 29 August, 2020, 12:01:10 am »
He calls himself “George Hypocrisy” when he's editing Wikinaccurate.
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Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3942 on: 01 September, 2020, 11:24:57 am »
Tony Abbott
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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3943 on: 03 September, 2020, 05:58:06 pm »
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Guy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3944 on: 04 September, 2020, 07:39:49 am »
Liz Truss - The Equality Minister who accused all of us who criticise Tony Abbott for his misogyny and homophobia of "virtue signalling"
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3945 on: 04 September, 2020, 11:08:28 am »
Everything after her name was surplus to requirements, cheese-obsessed soulless android that she be.
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Kim

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3946 on: 04 September, 2020, 12:30:38 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 04 September, 2020, 11:08:28 am
Everything after her name was surplus to requirements, cheese-obsessed soulless android that she be.

Why Cheesoid exist?  Cheesiod hate self...
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3947 on: 04 September, 2020, 04:46:20 pm »
Quote from: Kim on 04 September, 2020, 12:30:38 pm
Why Cheesoid exist?  Cheesiod hate self...

My favourite ever sketch in the history of comedy sketch shows. I can't even say petrol any more, it comes out as petril.

(NB you need the full version for the set-up - https://youtu.be/6Ofesgkhikg )
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Kim

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3948 on: 04 September, 2020, 05:21:06 pm »
Quote from: citoyen on 04 September, 2020, 04:46:20 pm
Quote from: Kim on 04 September, 2020, 12:30:38 pm
Why Cheesoid exist?  Cheesiod hate self...

My favourite ever sketch in the history of comedy sketch shows. I can't even say petrol any more, it comes out as petril.

A couple of years ago, I was pleased to note that someone at Nottingham hackspace was molishing a Cheesoid:





I have a dial-a-cheesoid extension on our Asterisk server.  Because sometimes you need arbitrary help with a binary decision.  Or to check the phone still works.
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cygnet

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3949 on: 09 September, 2020, 10:38:37 pm »
Sammy Wilson.
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