Just to answer a few questions:
Anti-biotics, yes, I hope so. Still waiting on the results of a urine test before they dish them out.
Mudguards. Had them on, proper full length ones, but don't think they would have made much difference.
Activity in the fishing hut - keeping unsavoury and unhygenic company - he was wearing
chaps Rainlegs for goodness sake!
My current discomfort will ease in time, much like all the others have done, and I'll be back in a week or two. I'm absolutely certain that cycling is beneficial, but now that I've thought about it, (and although the subject line was slightly tongue in cheek) I'm really not so sure about audax. When I'm fit I can knock out 200kms on consecutive weekends no problem, and feel good on it, but some days it can be a complete and utter grind and I'm sure gains me no benefit. But of course, we all keep doing it, so maybe the mental benefits exceed the physical harm? Only 8 days 'til my next 200.
As they say in Scotland (sometimes), Audaxers! Wha's like us? Damn few, an' they're a' deid!