Author Topic: Caption it #1905  (Read 3266 times)

Pingu

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Caption it #1905
« on: 21 October, 2017, 12:36:06 am »

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #1 on: 21 October, 2017, 06:23:58 am »
Room for a small one on top!

Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #2 on: 21 October, 2017, 08:16:33 am »
Service Menu:
£3.50 - Close Shave
£4.00 - Very Close Shave
It is simpler than it looks.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #3 on: 21 October, 2017, 08:28:20 am »
Cack-handed coachworks got the roof camber wrong again.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

mattc

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #4 on: 21 October, 2017, 12:43:20 pm »
You see - if that bridge was Hi-Viz like us, problem solved.
Has never ridden RAAM
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Kim

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #5 on: 21 October, 2017, 12:49:55 pm »
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Canterbury anymore."

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #6 on: 21 October, 2017, 04:36:19 pm »
"Of course it would not have happened if the arch had been wearing a h*lm*t"
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #7 on: 21 October, 2017, 06:02:22 pm »
Bus reshaping in 7 minutes – or better!
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

T42

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #8 on: 22 October, 2017, 09:17:48 am »
"Yeah, I know the sign said 'Low Bridge' but there weren't any coppers around so I thought I'd be OK."
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #9 on: 22 October, 2017, 01:57:56 pm »
'We fit' said the Halford's lorry...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-29514013

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #10 on: 22 October, 2017, 03:27:06 pm »
And there's a fun link on the same page:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-12112316
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Andrij

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #11 on: 22 October, 2017, 03:36:47 pm »
"Yeah, I know the sign said 'Low Bridge' but there weren't any coppers around so I thought I'd be OK."

Winner!  :thumbsup:
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Paul

  • L'enfer, c'est les autos.
Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #12 on: 22 October, 2017, 05:23:48 pm »
Bus Lame.
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

Basil

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #13 on: 22 October, 2017, 05:28:57 pm »
Driver.  "But I'm only 5' 10" "
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #14 on: 22 October, 2017, 09:41:28 pm »
The sticker on the back read: "I stop for trolls"

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #15 on: 23 October, 2017, 07:49:15 am »
"Sorry, won't be in service for quite a while"

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #16 on: 23 October, 2017, 10:02:45 am »
HELEEEEEEN!

You probably have to be a Half Man Half Biscuit fan to get this one.
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Phil W

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #17 on: 24 October, 2017, 10:44:38 pm »
A bridge too far

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #18 on: 09 November, 2017, 02:27:30 pm »
Told you passengers should wear helmets.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Re: Caption it #1905
« Reply #19 on: 10 November, 2017, 10:08:59 am »
Taking the idea of a "bus-rail link" a bit too far ...