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meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Caption it # 1859
« on: 22 February, 2017, 10:35:35 pm »

Basil

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #1 on: 22 February, 2017, 11:50:52 pm »
Assembling the IKEA London Flat Bike Storage System.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #2 on: 23 February, 2017, 08:03:12 am »
The new extension is a great place for mid morning exercise .
Its More Fun With Three .

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #3 on: 23 February, 2017, 08:12:51 am »
Paul Nuttalls of the UKIPs from Liverpool was the real-life inspiration for the Silver Surfer
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Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #4 on: 23 February, 2017, 09:01:43 am »
Pint of Dulux, mate.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #5 on: 23 February, 2017, 10:15:34 am »
What dry rot?

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #6 on: 23 February, 2017, 10:27:10 am »
A ledge-end in his own time, they said, at his funeral
<i>Marmite slave</i>

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #7 on: 23 February, 2017, 10:28:44 am »
Jeez, what a plank.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #8 on: 23 February, 2017, 11:34:56 am »
I think we have a promising candidate for the Darwin Awards.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #9 on: 23 February, 2017, 01:11:48 pm »
What d'you mean, H&S? I've got a face mask.

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I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Wowbagger

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #10 on: 23 February, 2017, 09:21:46 pm »
He needs hi-viz and a helmet.
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Gus

  • Loosing weight stone by stone
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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #11 on: 23 February, 2017, 09:43:04 pm »
Low budget balcony

Paul

  • L'enfer, c'est les autos.
Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #12 on: 24 February, 2017, 12:14:32 am »
Not so much 'painting yourself into a corner' as 'cornering yourself in to paint'.
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #13 on: 24 February, 2017, 09:29:58 am »
"I always throws the salt over me left shoulder and says hello to magpies - never failed me yet ..."

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #14 on: 25 February, 2017, 09:30:08 am »
Donald would go to any lengths to get into the Miss Universe dressing room
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Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

clarion

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Re: Caption it # 1859
« Reply #15 on: 13 March, 2017, 02:45:53 pm »
How to double the size of your inner London studio apartment
Getting there...