Kim, you are very bad!
http://www.cultpens.com/acatalog/Mitsubishi-KH-20-Desk-Sharpener.html
I now have a shiny RED one of those which turned up from Japan this morning.I have been scouring the house for pencils that need sharpening ever since.
And does it do this?
Artisanal pencil shop opens in Lower Manhattan:http://boingboing.net/2015/05/20/artisanal-pencil-shop-opens-in.htmlhttp://cwpencils.com/
Proletariat pencils and sharpening equipment:The green one on the right is well 'ard.
Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.
I like that you think any of your conveyances might qualify as "a disguise".