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Redlight

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1775 on: 20 April, 2016, 11:07:43 am »
Quote from: rogerzilla on 20 April, 2016, 11:02:21 am
I need to nominate Michael Gove yet again.  Sorry.

Can't Cameron and the "In" campaign just put up posters showing Gove, IDS and Farage with a caption "These people want you to vote out"?  Surely that would do it?

If they added in Nigel Lawson, Norman Lamont, John Redwood and Peter Lilley, that might guarantee it.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1776 on: 20 April, 2016, 11:21:15 am »
Quote from: Legs on 20 April, 2016, 09:34:25 am
I know it's bound to be repetition, but Bernie Ecclescake just needs to die.  Preferably horribly.  What a total Grade A c :o nt.

A+++ with distinction, surely?

He makes Trump seem almost reasonable.  :o
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1777 on: 20 April, 2016, 11:23:33 am »
Quote from: rogerzilla on 20 April, 2016, 11:02:21 am
I need to nominate Michael Gove yet again.  Sorry.

Can't Cameron and the "In" campaign just put up posters showing Gove, IDS and Farage with a caption "These people want you to vote out"?  Surely that would do it?

Unfortunately you're starting with Cameron, Osborne and Lord Rose on the opposing poster.    Bollox!   :facepalm:
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Efrogwr

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1778 on: 20 April, 2016, 12:44:02 pm »
Quote from: rogerzilla on 20 April, 2016, 11:02:21 am
I need to nominate Michael Gove yet again.  Sorry.

Can't Cameron and the "In" campaign just put up posters showing Gove, IDS and Farage with a caption "These people want you to vote out"?  Surely that would do it?

There's no need to apologise.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1779 on: 20 April, 2016, 07:38:50 pm »
Quote from: Redlight on 20 April, 2016, 11:07:43 am
Quote from: rogerzilla on 20 April, 2016, 11:02:21 am
I need to nominate Michael Gove yet again.  Sorry.

Can't Cameron and the "In" campaign just put up posters showing Gove, IDS and Farage with a caption "These people want you to vote out"?  Surely that would do it?

If they added in Nigel Lawson, Norman Lamont, John Redwood and Peter Lilley, that might guarantee it.

To pile horror on horror, Lawson just popped up on the news sounding like he'd had a very good lunch :sick:
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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1780 on: 20 April, 2016, 08:02:11 pm »
Edwina Currie for this little piece of insensitivity.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1781 on: 20 April, 2016, 08:36:39 pm »
Quote from: Polar Bear on 20 April, 2016, 11:21:15 am
Quote from: Legs on 20 April, 2016, 09:34:25 am
I know it's bound to be repetition, but Bernie Ecclescake just needs to die.  Preferably horribly.  What a total Grade A c :o nt.

A+++ with distinction, surely?

He makes Trump seem almost reasonable.  :o
I do wonder if he's deliberately turned himself into a rentaquote gobshite in the K*t** H*pk*ns mould.  Either that, or he's lost the plot, which at 85 isn't surprising.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1782 on: 20 April, 2016, 08:50:06 pm »
Quote from: hatler on 20 April, 2016, 08:02:11 pm
Edwina Currie for this little piece of insensitivity.

Nicely downplayed Sir.   :sick:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1783 on: 20 April, 2016, 09:16:15 pm »
Quote from: hatler on 20 April, 2016, 08:02:11 pm
Edwina Currie for this little piece of insensitivity.

I actually listened to that as it was broadcast.  Other than being horrified by the Currie's very odd words, I was most amused by the presenter's valiant attempt at impartiality whilst very obviously thinking that Currie's ideas were the epitome of super twattery.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1784 on: 20 April, 2016, 09:19:03 pm »
I can't see her without thinking of the "what's grey and smells of curry?" joke  :hand:
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red marley

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1785 on: 20 April, 2016, 10:08:21 pm »
To which I believe the answer is "Wobagger's beard".
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Jakob W

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1786 on: 22 April, 2016, 01:13:00 pm »
Kelvin Mackenzie (for his crass thoughts on Victoria Wood in particular; though he's presumably an honourary life member of this thread).
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1787 on: 22 April, 2016, 02:11:58 pm »
Quote from: Jakob W on 22 April, 2016, 01:13:00 pm
Kelvin Mackenzie (for his crass thoughts on Victoria Wood in particular; though he's presumably an honourary life member of this thread).

From Twitter:

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1788 on: 22 April, 2016, 05:14:40 pm »
Boris 'part-American' Johnson
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1789 on: 22 April, 2016, 05:49:49 pm »
Quote from: Tim Hall on 22 April, 2016, 02:11:58 pm
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"Kelvin" MacKenzie is so-named because he's an absolute zero.

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Redlight

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1790 on: 22 April, 2016, 06:46:29 pm »
Quote from: Pingu on 22 April, 2016, 05:14:40 pm
Boris 'part-American' Johnson

Surely he has a permanent place here?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1791 on: 22 April, 2016, 07:12:51 pm »
Quote from: Pingu on 22 April, 2016, 05:14:40 pm
Boris 'part-American' Johnson

While the terrible twat may have dual nationality, AFAIK both his parents were BRITONS.
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Bledlow

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1792 on: 22 April, 2016, 09:16:55 pm »
Didn't he renounce his US citizenship (from being born there) to avoid USian taxes that they levy on their citizens wherever they live & wherever they make their money?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1793 on: 22 April, 2016, 11:25:16 pm »
Apparently he stated his intention to renounce his USAnian citizenship in February 2015 after a fight with that Nice Mr Obambi's tax-droids but hasn't yet done so, the big twatty.
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Bledlow

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1794 on: 23 April, 2016, 11:06:28 am »
Ah, typical BoJo, then. All mouth & no trousers.
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1795 on: 23 April, 2016, 12:00:36 pm »
To be honest, I'd rather he renounce his British Citizenship.
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Bledlow

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1796 on: 23 April, 2016, 12:44:53 pm »
 :thumbsup:
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1797 on: 23 April, 2016, 03:06:36 pm »
It's bad enough having one fuck-haired stormtrooper seeking the Republicans' approval; imagine a Trump/Johnson ticket :sick:
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1798 on: 23 April, 2016, 09:20:15 pm »
I'm surprised Trump hasn't grown a mullet to appeal to his core voters.
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andrewc

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1799 on: 23 April, 2016, 09:48:04 pm »
He is a braying charlatan, who lacks the courage even to be an honest bastard

I'm not a fan of Nick Cohen's writing , but this is a nice piece on Boris  ;)
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