Author Topic: Super-Twat (Read 896487 times)

Polar Bear · « **Reply #1850 on:** 20 May, 2016, 07:56:32 pm »

He lives back in the sixties, the seventeen sixties.

Total arse. Women who want to use the facilities better marry a member. What about same sex relationships you fecking idiot Allis. MEGA SUPER WANKER TWAT.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1851 on:** 20 May, 2016, 08:03:44 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 20 May, 2016, 07:45:56 pm

I thought he died years ago. New Alresford's most famous resident.

That was criket colemantator John Arlott.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #1852 on:** 20 May, 2016, 09:11:03 pm »

Good call!

I know it was a commentator with a name starting "A"...

Bledlow · « **Reply #1853 on:** 20 May, 2016, 10:40:43 pm »

Quote from: PeteB99 on 20 May, 2016, 09:45:48 am

Peter Allis - golf journalist

"women who want to play at golf club Muirfield should "marry a member"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03vmxk0

I remember the name from the 1970s when he used to be on TV saying what a wonderful place apartheid South Africa was

He has form. An apology was issued after sexist remarks on the BBC last year.

Bledlow · « **Reply #1854 on:** 20 May, 2016, 10:49:52 pm »

Peter Oborne is on Newsnight, apparently pissed & very twattish indeed.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1855 on:** 21 May, 2016, 07:48:01 pm »

Quote from: Bledlow on 20 May, 2016, 10:49:52 pm

Peter Oborne is on Newsnight, apparently pissed & very twattish indeed.

Had he just had A Round With Alliss?

rogerzilla · « **Reply #1856 on:** 22 May, 2016, 09:45:17 am »

I've probably had him before, but Mark Ronson. Just for ruining any experience of listening to the radio with his dreadful productions. Stick a beat on the song that doesn't fit the lyrics, add some horns and there you go. He's a talentless streak of micturate.

benborp · « **Reply #1857 on:** 23 May, 2016, 03:02:45 pm »

I really do hope that Liam Fox's remarks that the Met have got better things to do than worry about election fraud come and bite him on the arse. He's a Super-Twat if he believes anyone should trust his judgment.

RJ · « **Reply #1858 on:** 30 May, 2016, 07:50:34 pm »

George Eustice ...

Polar Bear · « **Reply #1859 on:** 30 May, 2016, 08:44:28 pm »

Tony Blair AGAIN !!!

This time for his comments on Corbyn. Let the public decide Tony. They were stupid to elect you, a red tory, so why shouldn't they now choose to have a proper socialist, eh?

Democracy: A concept that the establishment and PPE cohort just do not understand ...

Efrogwr · « **Reply #1860 on:** 01 June, 2016, 11:00:24 am »

re Mr Larrington's post in the EU referendum thread; may I nominate (retrospectively) Norman Lamont? Even if he is currently not twatting about, he deserve recognition for his lifetime achievement.

Eccentrica Gallumbits · « **Reply #1861 on:** 07 June, 2016, 04:52:25 pm »

Noel Edmonds.

Tim Hall · « **Reply #1862 on:** 07 June, 2016, 04:58:44 pm »

Quote from: Eccentrica Gallumbits on 07 June, 2016, 04:52:25 pm

Noel Edmonds.

Beat me to it.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #1863 on:** 07 June, 2016, 06:28:47 pm »

Crivens! What a cockwomble!

rr · « **Reply #1864 on:** 07 June, 2016, 07:31:46 pm »

He has plenty of form, but this takes it to a new height.

Bledlow · « **Reply #1865 on:** 08 June, 2016, 11:00:44 am »

I want to know what bodies he knows the burial sites of. There is no other possible explanation for him continuing to be hired.

HTFB · « **Reply #1866 on:** 08 June, 2016, 05:35:59 pm »

Quote from: Polar Bear on 30 May, 2016, 08:44:28 pm

Tony Blair AGAIN !!!

This time for his comments on Corbyn. Let the public decide Tony. They were stupid to elect you, a red tory, so why shouldn't they now choose to have a proper socialist, eh?

Democracy: A concept that the establishment and PPE cohort just do not understand ...

Assuming that the alternative to electing Blair would have been PM John Major again, William Hague, a brief unelected spell by Iain Duncan Smith, and then Michael Howard, it always seems surprising when people on the left regret doing so. And the last Labour leader before Blair to win an election was Harold Wilson: the public doesn't have a record of deciding to back proper socialists.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #1867 on:** 08 June, 2016, 06:39:09 pm »

If I have the choice of Cameron or Corbyn I would always vote Corbyn regardless of whether he represents my ideal political position. The same can be said for voters when faced with Major or Blair. The fact that Blair turned out to be just as right wing as Major is a sad reflection of the political system in the UK.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #1868 on:** 08 June, 2016, 08:12:00 pm »

David Icke, for suggesting we should vote Brexit just because Tony Bliar wants to Remain.

Er...this is turquoise-wearing, Illuminati-obsessed, one-world-government-fearing, Royal-shape-shifting-lizard-believing, gold-plated, fur-lined, ocean-going grade A nutter David Icke?

hellymedic · « **Reply #1869 on:** 10 June, 2016, 09:20:29 pm »

Frustrated traveller, whose train was delayed after man threatened to jump off railway bridge:
“I’m sorry for the bloke in question but you can’t have one person disrupting the lives of 50,000 people like this.”
What alternative would he propose?

Tim Hall · « **Reply #1870 on:** 14 June, 2016, 11:41:05 am »

Igor Lebedev.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/13/moscow-football-official-to-violent-fans-well-done-lads-keep-it-up

clarion · « **Reply #1871 on:** 14 June, 2016, 04:59:31 pm »

I came here to nominate him. I see the job is already accomplished.

Peter · « **Reply #1872 on:** 14 June, 2016, 07:22:14 pm »

Quote from: AwfulQuiet on 10 June, 2016, 10:03:37 pm

I think his response would be "let him jump".

But I can see the point, the good of one person does not outweigh the good of the mass. What if one of those people was going to see their mother/father/son/daughter dying in hospital and missed it because of this one person. Or someone has a job interview that will save his or her family from poverty. Does that one person deserve more than the others?

It is an insoluble problem - there is no answer. But it keeps philosophy departments going.

I think if any of the scenarios you posited about the inconvenience to passengers turns out to be true we will hear about it soon enough in the press. And even if not, we will hear about it in The Mail.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #1873 on:** 14 June, 2016, 07:42:23 pm »

Quote from: Tim Hall on 14 June, 2016, 11:41:05 am

Igor Lebedev.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/13/moscow-football-official-to-violent-fans-well-done-lads-keep-it-up

I do wonder whether an all-in hooligan tournament, held in the wilds of Scotland with no risk of injury to anyone but the competitors, might be more entertaining than the Euros. I'm sure Channel 5 would buy the rights, anyway.

LEE · « **Reply #1874 on:** 15 June, 2016, 01:21:55 am »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 14 June, 2016, 07:42:23 pm

Quote from: Tim Hall on 14 June, 2016, 11:41:05 am
Igor Lebedev.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/13/moscow-football-official-to-violent-fans-well-done-lads-keep-it-up
I do wonder whether an all-in hooligan tournament, held in the wilds of Scotland with no risk of injury to anyone but the competitors, might be more entertaining than the Euros. I'm sure Channel 5 would buy the rights, anyway.