Super-Twat

[Pingu]

...* sheep as in something acceptable to the gammons.  Mixing my meat metaphors I guess ...  🤔

I have no beef with that.

[Mr Larrington]

...* sheep as in something acceptable to the gammons.  Mixing my meat metaphors I guess ...  🤔

I have no beef with that.

There’s a lot at steak here.

[perpetual dan]

...

* sheep as in something acceptable to the gammons.  Mixing my meat metaphors I guess ... 

Well, he’s not the donkey jacket type.

[Tim Hall]

Have we had Bruce Dickinson off of Iron Maiden yet, and his flaky grasp of what being outside the EU means? The Bruce Dickinson who voted for Brexit? That one?

Here's a twitter link to a video thingy:
https://twitter.com/jude5456/status/1409440169166528514?s=19

[Mr Larrington]

Not just playing with madness, then?

The leather jacket with “very metal” written with studs on the back please.

[spesh]

Covidiot Lee Hurst:

Whatever has happened to Chris Whitty is not enough.

https://twitter.com/LeeHurstComic/status/1409764902215036931

(BBC: Police investigating after Chris Whitty accosted in park)

[Mr Larrington]

Thought he’d been booted off Twitter after his comment about Greta Thunberg

Bah!

Edit: TV's Brian Moore points out that Whitty's father was murdered by Abu Nidal's mob after being dragged out of his car in Athens, which makes Hurst even more of a turbocunt.

[Jurek]

The twat who thought that 07:15 this morning was a good time to fire up an industrial shredder and feed timber into it 6m away from my bedroom window.
I stood on my garden bench to look over the fence and congratulate him on his choice of time of day for such activities.
I'm sorry, he says. And then proceeded to start the machine again.
I suggested that he wasn't in the slightest bit sorry, otherwise he wouldn't have re-started the machine.
But I've already woken you up, says he.
I think it was me climbing over the fence and proceeding towards him that convinced him that switching off the machine was  the optimal route for him to take.
Twat.

[spesh]

Good move on his part. Re-enacting what allegedly happened to Jimmy Hoffa would only end up generating all sorts of paper work.

[Mr Larrington]

I was thinking Steve Buscemi's character at the end of Fargo

[spesh]

I was thinking Steve Buscemi's character at the end of Fargo

Him, and the gardener brother of the plastic surgeon in Carl Hiaasen's "Skin Tight".

[citoyen]

I was thinking of mowing the lawn at about 6.30 this morning. Fortunately, our nearest neighbours are not close enough that this would have been a problem.

It was the fact that it was raining that stopped me.

[Basil]

The fact that would stop me mowing the lawn at 6.30 am is that it is 6.30 am.

[Mr Larrington]

Step forward Andrew Bridgen, MP and Super-Twat, for his suggestions that the BMA are taking backhanders from the PPE industry to prolong the wearing of masks. Irony just took another step towards the grave.

[citoyen]

The fact that would stop me mowing the lawn at 6.30 am is that it is 6.30 am.

Yeah, but I'd been awake since 5am and thought it might be a better use of my time than lazing in bed. Also good to get it done early for other reasons - by the afternoon, it was too hot for gardening (at least, that's my excuse).

[ian]

There's a better use of anyone's time than lazing in bed?

I was awoken the other day at 9 am by someone mowing the bloody lawn, though when I finally opened the blinds, it was our gardeners.

[Beardy]

bloody Stupid Johnson in advance of his statement this afternoon that las restrictions in England will end 19th July in spite of his scientific advisors advice against. Data not dates apparently.

[Mr Larrington]

People who think abandoning the “Data Not Dates” approach is a good idea:

• Bloody Stupid Johnson
• The writers on The Spectator*
• Lee Hurst

* Surely a poorly-named rag if ever there was one.  The spectators are supposedly there to watch the action, not to throw BEER cans at the goalkeeper.

[citoyen]

Whichever genius thought it would be a good idea to hold a classic car event on the cycling track at Betteshanger* over the weekend.

The top part of the track was closed to cyclists today while they cleaned up the oil spills. A clubmate also reported seeing oil on the lower part of the track.

FFS. Surely the whole raison d'être of a dedicated cycling facility is to avoid cyclists having to deal with the problems caused my motorists?


*which will be familiar to some yacfers from BHPC events passim.

[TheLurker]

Whichever genius thought it would be a good idea to hold a classic car event on the cycling track at Betteshanger* over the weekend.
The top part of the track was closed to cyclists today while they cleaned up the oil spills.

Could have been worse, could have been a couple of tons of nutty slack.

[Redlight]

Alan Sugar (and yes, I know he is an honorary permanent member of the Council of Twats)

https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1412100387264471043

His views are, of course, nothing to do with his ownership of large chunks of (currently empty) office property in London.

[citoyen]

Whichever genius thought it would be a good idea to hold a classic car event on the cycling track at Betteshanger* over the weekend.
The top part of the track was closed to cyclists today while they cleaned up the oil spills.

Could have been worse, could have been a couple of tons of nutty slack.

Quite a few years since there was any danger of that happening at Betteshanger! (I blame Thatcher, obvs.)

[Mr Larrington]

Whichever genius thought it would be a good idea to hold a classic car event on the cycling track at Betteshanger* over the weekend.
The top part of the track was closed to cyclists today while they cleaned up the oil spills.

Could have been worse, could have been a couple of tons of nutty slack.

Quite a few years since there was any danger of that happening at Betteshanger! (I blame Thatcher, obvs.)

There’s still plenty of coal there, as anyone trying to pitch a tent will rapidly discover

[ian]

She has some significant competition, but I caught about 30 seconds of another Tory nonentity, Helen Whately, earlier. Are they actually manufacturing halfwits in some diabolical industrial process? Thick as a very thick thing that had recently thickened.

[Beardy]

She has some significant competition, but I caught about 30 seconds of another Tory nonentity, Helen Whately, earlier. Are they actually manufacturing halfwits in some diabolical industrial process? Thick as a very thick thing that had recently thickened.

Let’s face it, anyone with a modicum of intelligence has avoided politics as a career for at least the last century or so, and it’s a trend that has deepened in the last 20 years. There’s serious money to be made for anyone with even an iota of intelligence when you’ve got the connections these people have.