Author Topic: Super-Twat (Read 896588 times)

Kim · « **Reply #5375 on:** 08 February, 2022, 12:34:04 pm »

I've not experienced much of his comedy, but I vaguely recall some sort of C-list-celebrities-ride-a-long-way-on-a-bike-for-charidee challenge, in which he was a) a smug wanker and b) spectacularly failed at riding a long way on a bike.

Davef · « **Reply #5376 on:** 08 February, 2022, 04:56:37 pm »

https://apple.news/A0PXvR3pnRT2slGOC-YgRwg

Downing Street has condemned the Jimmy Carr joke.

ElyDave · « **Reply #5377 on:** 08 February, 2022, 04:57:33 pm »

but not the Kier Starmer character assassination, they left that to the Speaker

mattc · « **Reply #5378 on:** 08 February, 2022, 06:10:27 pm »

Quote from: Davef on 08 February, 2022, 04:56:37 pm

https://apple.news/A0PXvR3pnRT2slGOC-YgRwg

Downing Street has condemned the Jimmy Carr joke.

Excellent - I was on the fence for a while there!

TheLurker · « **Reply #5379 on:** 08 February, 2022, 08:32:37 pm »

Quote from: Davef

Downing Street has condemned the Jimmy Carr joke.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #5380 on:** 08 February, 2022, 08:51:28 pm »

Quote from: Davef on 08 February, 2022, 04:56:37 pm

https://apple.news/A0PXvR3pnRT2slGOC-YgRwg

Downing Street has condemned the Jimmy Carr joke.

There is a cruel irony in there somewhere ...

arabella · « **Reply #5381 on:** 08 February, 2022, 09:39:28 pm »

Quote from: Kim on 08 February, 2022, 12:34:04 pm

I've not experienced much of his comedy, but I vaguely recall some sort of C-list-celebrities-ride-a-long-way-on-a-bike-for-charidee challenge, in which he was a) a smug wanker and b) spectacularly failed at riding a long way on a bike.

Oh yes. The rest of them trained and made a massive effort. Whereas he didn't bother and let them all down. I had no wish to learn/see anything more of him after that. It was LeJoG relay-style in February, organised by David Walliams iirc.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5382 on:** 09 February, 2022, 01:07:40 am »

* Mr Larrington wonders what the reaction would have been if Mr Carr had said “Homosexuals” instead of “Roma”.

Hot Flatus · « **Reply #5383 on:** 09 February, 2022, 06:46:01 am »

Despite Ian's assurances, I think Carr's disclaimer that his joke is educational is done with his fingers crossed behind his back.

citoyen · « **Reply #5384 on:** 09 February, 2022, 09:53:54 am »

Quote from: Davef on 08 February, 2022, 04:56:37 pm

https://apple.news/A0PXvR3pnRT2slGOC-YgRwg

Downing Street has condemned the Jimmy Carr joke.

Have they condemned Kurt Zouma yet? So useful to have these idiots giving them something to deflect attention from themselves.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5385 on:** 10 February, 2022, 07:08:54 pm »

Aaarrrggh! Now that Piers “Morgan” Moron has signed a multi-million pound contract with Don Rupino there are bigger-than-lifesize pictures of the colossal bellend plastered all over the buses of the nation's capital

Polar Bear · « **Reply #5386 on:** 10 February, 2022, 07:16:30 pm »

Well, one out of the two cocks has finally done the right thing.

Bye bye dick. Please take johnson with you

Beardy · « **Reply #5387 on:** 10 February, 2022, 07:18:43 pm »

Quote from: Polar Bear on 10 February, 2022, 07:16:30 pm

Well, one out of the two cocks has finally done the right thing.

Bye bye dick. Please take johnson with you

Does it say when she’s leaving?

Mrs Pingu · « **Reply #5388 on:** 10 February, 2022, 07:55:31 pm »

After a handover it sounds like.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5389 on:** 10 February, 2022, 07:57:52 pm »

The Graun names seven potential replacements but it probably won’t be Neil Basu as he's said Rude Things about Bloody Stupid Johnson.

bhoot · « **Reply #5390 on:** 10 February, 2022, 08:25:21 pm »

I was in one of those slightly dull team meetings yesterday, but paid more attention when I heard someone say "Boris needs to be replaced with another tool". Sadly Boris is some legacy IT system in France...

Peter · « **Reply #5391 on:** 10 February, 2022, 08:29:44 pm »

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5392 on:** 15 February, 2022, 07:25:47 pm »

Oliver Dowden, co-chairman of the Conservative Party and latest appointment to the Wokefinder Army, for claiming:

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Today, a social media mob can cancel you merely because you have dared to challenge one of the left’s fashionable nostrums … so conservatives themselves must find the confidence to mount a vigorous defence of the value of a free society.

Oliver Dowden: Super-Twat.

hatler · « **Reply #5393 on:** 15 February, 2022, 07:33:18 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 15 February, 2022, 07:25:47 pm

Oliver Dowden, co-chairman of the Conservative Party and latest appointment to the Wokefinder Army, for claiming:

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Today, a social media mob can cancel you merely because you have dared to challenge one of the left’s fashionable nostrums … so conservatives themselves must find the confidence to mount a vigorous defence of the value of a free society.

Oliver Dowden: Super-Twat.

Story here - https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/feb/14/oliver-dowden-says-painful-woke-psychodrama-weakening-the-west

Hot Flatus · « **Reply #5394 on:** 15 February, 2022, 08:02:24 pm »

Oliver Dowden: "LOOK A SQUIRREL!!"

Beats talking about billowing child poverty, growing chasm of wealth inequality, and institutional corruption I suppose.

Nothing new about culture wars, it used to be about gays, and before that women.

chrisbainbridge · « **Reply #5395 on:** 15 February, 2022, 10:08:33 pm »

Novak? Interview on bbc1 tonight where he is willing to give up his tennis rather than have the vaccine but he is not anti vaccination!

ian · « **Reply #5396 on:** 15 February, 2022, 10:38:27 pm »

Quote from: Hot Flatus on 15 February, 2022, 08:02:24 pm

Oliver Dowden: "LOOK A SQUIRREL!!"

Beats talking about billowing child poverty, growing chasm of wealth inequality, and institutional corruption I suppose.

Nothing new about culture wars, it used to be about gays, and before that women.

Wait till the women merge with the gays. Cyclist. Metropolitan elites. Remainers.

Behold, the woketopus!

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #5397 on:** 16 February, 2022, 12:39:08 am »

Token LBC non-Gammon James O'Brien retorts:

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Speaking at the Heritage Foundation because there are so few secretly-funded hard right ‘think tanks’ in the U.K. that he had to find an American one … It’s easy to mock Oliver but 12 years of Tory government culminating in an 80-seat majority built on the jingoistic lies of Brexit & led by the most blatantly dishonest British politician in living memory clearly validates his insistence that people like him are the real victims.

Ouch

Guy · « **Reply #5398 on:** 24 February, 2022, 01:30:53 pm »

Jacob Grease-Smugg, who is against the fur and foie gras ban on the grounds that it "Limits personal choice".

It is illegal in this country to whack supercilious Tory cnuts with cricket bats. Can this be repealed as it is limiting my personal choice.

mrcharly-YHT · « **Reply #5399 on:** 24 February, 2022, 02:02:05 pm »

Quote from: Guy on 24 February, 2022, 01:30:53 pm

Jacob Grease-Smugg, who is against the fur and foie gras ban on the grounds that it "Limits personal choice".

It is illegal in this country to whack supercilious Tory cnuts with cricket bats. Can this be repealed as it is limiting my personal choice.

Really good point, Guy.

I feel the need for a petition.

Does it have to be a cricket bat? I personally find that a pickaxe handle has a superior balance.