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hatler

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5400 on: 24 February, 2022, 02:06:53 pm »
Quote from: mrcharly-YHT on 24 February, 2022, 02:02:05 pm
Quote from: Guy on 24 February, 2022, 01:30:53 pm
Jacob Grease-Smugg, who is against the fur and foie gras ban on the grounds that it "Limits personal choice".

It is illegal in this country to whack supercilious Tory cnuts with cricket bats. Can this be repealed as it is limiting my personal choice.

Really good point, Guy.

I feel the need for a petition.

Does it have to be a cricket bat? I personally find that a pickaxe handle has a superior balance.

There's certainly less wind-resistance on the swing.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5401 on: 24 February, 2022, 02:24:50 pm »
Quote from: hatler on 24 February, 2022, 02:06:53 pm
Quote from: mrcharly-YHT on 24 February, 2022, 02:02:05 pm
Quote from: Guy on 24 February, 2022, 01:30:53 pm
Jacob Grease-Smugg, who is against the fur and foie gras ban on the grounds that it "Limits personal choice".

It is illegal in this country to whack supercilious Tory cnuts with cricket bats. Can this be repealed as it is limiting my personal choice.

Really good point, Guy.

I feel the need for a petition.

Does it have to be a cricket bat? I personally find that a pickaxe handle has a superior balance.

There's certainly less wind-resistance on the swing.

Where's The Wolf of Kabul when you need him?
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5402 on: 24 February, 2022, 02:49:54 pm »
Has anybody bothered to put ol' Poo-tin in here yet?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5403 on: 24 February, 2022, 03:24:50 pm »
Quote from: mrcharly-YHT on 24 February, 2022, 02:02:05 pm
Quote from: Guy on 24 February, 2022, 01:30:53 pm
Jacob Grease-Smugg, who is against the fur and foie gras ban on the grounds that it "Limits personal choice".

It is illegal in this country to whack supercilious Tory cnuts with cricket bats. Can this be repealed as it is limiting my personal choice.

Really good point, Guy.

I feel the need for a petition.

Does it have to be a cricket bat? I personally find that a pickaxe handle has a superior balance.

I have cracked many skulls with Clicky-Ba!
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Davef

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5404 on: 24 February, 2022, 03:52:13 pm »
Quote from: Polar Bear on 24 February, 2022, 02:49:54 pm
Has anybody bothered to put ol' Poo-tin in here yet?
Pushing it a bit to claim he is a Tory.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5405 on: 24 February, 2022, 04:34:59 pm »
True.  He is a little too centrist for the likes of the conservatives.  🤔
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5406 on: 25 February, 2022, 10:25:07 am »
What king of Super-Twat could go on record as saying the Scots Guards "kicked the backside" of Nicholas I of Russia in the Crimean War, and could do so again?

Why, Secretary of State for Defence, Honourable Member for Wyre and Preston North and Super-Twat Robert Ben Lobban Wallace, of course!  That kind of Super-Twat.

H/t to Guy otp for naming and shaming the guilty Twat.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5407 on: 25 February, 2022, 11:44:58 am »
It feels a bit facetious to be talking about Putin in this thread - I think it's more for the likes of Piers Moron, who for all his sins is unlikely to cause global thermonuclear war any time soon.

Rather mention the likes of Owen Jones, who wants to use the situation as a platform to rant incoherently about factional in-fighting within the Labour Party. Because that's obviously what's really important right now.
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5408 on: 25 February, 2022, 11:52:20 am »
According to some people, there's nothing more important than factional infighting in the Labour Party.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5409 on: 25 February, 2022, 12:17:29 pm »
To be fair, shooting wars and imperialist posturing come and go.  Factional infighting in the Labour party is forever.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5410 on: 25 February, 2022, 01:44:08 pm »
Owen Jones is stirrer-in-chief.  A perfect candidate for super twattishness status.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5411 on: 26 February, 2022, 06:03:36 pm »
Tucker Carlson  :sick:
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5412 on: 26 February, 2022, 06:20:26 pm »
Quote from: Pingu on 26 February, 2022, 06:03:36 pm
Tucker Carlson  :sick:

A latter-day William Joyce.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5413 on: 26 February, 2022, 06:48:21 pm »
Quote from: Fucker Carlson
Has Putin ever called me a racist?

Probably not, but I reckon the Russian equivalent of “useful idiot” may have crept into his conversation.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5414 on: 26 February, 2022, 07:01:31 pm »
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5415 on: 26 February, 2022, 07:13:58 pm »
Quoth the wannabe Ted Bundy stunt double:

“Let’s say you really didn’t care about the country you lead,” he said. “Let’s say you wanted to humiliate and degrade it and undermine its ancient institutions. What would you do?

He could just as easily have been talking about Trump there. :demon:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5416 on: 26 February, 2022, 07:44:54 pm »
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been laying into Carlson too, calling him “pendejo”, “basura” and “creep” :thumbsup:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5417 on: 26 February, 2022, 09:01:20 pm »
Quote from: citoyen on 25 February, 2022, 11:44:58 am
It feels a bit facetious to be talking about Putin in this thread - I think it's more for the likes of Piers Moron, who for all his sins is unlikely to cause global thermonuclear war any time soon.

Rather mention the likes of Owen Jones, who wants to use the situation as a platform to rant incoherently about factional in-fighting within the Labour Party. Because that's obviously what's really important right now.
You have broken a forum rule.  All references to Piers Morgan MUST be suffixed with "colossal bell end".
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5418 on: 26 February, 2022, 09:44:59 pm »
Quote from: citoyen on 25 February, 2022, 11:44:58 am
It feels a bit facetious to be talking about Putin in this thread - I think it's more for the likes of Piers Moron, who for all his sins is unlikely to cause global thermonuclear war any time soon.

Rather mention the likes of Owen Jones, who wants to use the situation as a platform to rant incoherently about factional in-fighting within the Labour Party. Because that's obviously what's really important right now.

We clearly need a thermo-nuclear mega twat thread for the likes of Vlad the really very nasty and bad then.

IMO Owen Jones has become more toxic to Labour than the Tories.  He should go and join them.  Definitely in the Piers Morgan Complete Bell End category of flappy jawed windbags who like the sound of their own voice and think that somehow they know better than anybody else.  Tosser.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5419 on: 27 February, 2022, 11:17:21 am »
Peter Hitchens, yet again. After last week's column suggesting all Ukrainians are Nazis & that they're no better than Russia (combined with yet more slagging off the BBC), this week's says Xi's China is far worse than Putin's Russia (and again insulting the BBC). 'Long Live The Blackshirts' has clearly escaped his memory…
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5420 on: 27 February, 2022, 11:46:14 am »
Victor Lewis-Smith's observation about The Beatles is equally applicable to the Hitchens brothers.

Edit: add Spiked's improbable-of-forehead rectumburger Brendan O'Neill and multi-purpose shitsmith Richard “Smellyface” Littlejohn(son) to the list.  If you like Russia so much why don’t you go live there?  Especially Littlejohn, whose other crimes include whining about “immigrunts” while being one
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andrewc

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5421 on: 01 March, 2022, 03:07:48 pm »
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mrcharly-YHT

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5422 on: 01 March, 2022, 04:09:00 pm »
Quote from: andrewc on 01 March, 2022, 03:07:48 pm
"Sir" Edward Leigh  :sick:   >:(      https://twitter.com/BenHurst/status/1498670774240137223?s=20&t=JDk8HJjxp_aebrSNpxEONQ

What an utter prick. He's led a life of complete privilege and doesn't have a sliver of compassion in his body.

I felt vaguely ill after listening to that.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5423 on: 01 March, 2022, 06:28:57 pm »
Fuck me, he’s definitely a candidate for the Oxtail Illustrated Dictionary's definition of “gammon”.
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Jurek

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5424 on: 01 March, 2022, 06:48:59 pm »
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