Super-Twat

[Pingu]

Rish! - all he's got is culture wars bollocks.

[Mr Larrington]

Be fair.  He’s got tEh WaR oN ,,,,,,, tEh MoToRiSt too.



Nicked from a X by Otto English.

[mrcharly-YHT]

Neil Oliver, for outright lies

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-66314338

[Polar Bear]

Professor Jim Saker.

In 2017 he claimed that over half of Brits were worried about their car being hacked.  Now he claims that with Chinese built EV's China could simply bring them all to a halt and cause gridlock.

I cannot help but think that Jim is caught in the headlights of the conspiracy theorists stupidity.

Problem is Jim, once disabled they will be simply removed and probably destroyed.  A one time hit which serves what purpose exactly?   China relies upon the West for increasing trade.  Why destroy your market for a one-off stunt?

[rafletcher]

Neil Oliver, for outright lies being

FTFY.

On a lesser scale, some of those local to me.  A field, agricultural use only, oft waterlogge and with one boundary being the canal, at tghe bottom of our village was sold off about 3 years ago in 5 parcels, for leisure use.

First there were the 2 who decided to build un-authorised landing stages along the canal. the better to moor their boats (the towpath is on the other side). They got told to remove them. 

Then there was the coupe who wanted to build, on their 1/3 acre, an "agricultural storage building with tractor store" that looked uncannily like an L shaped two storey house with an integral garage, permission refused.

Them there's the ST who likes to post meaniningless notices, held on with a multiple of screws, see blow.

Supertwat by Richard Fletcher, on Flickr

[citoyen]

Them there's the ST who likes to post meaniningless notices, held on with a multiple of screws, see blow.

Uh-oh! Freeman on the land alert!

"Statutory legislation does not apply."

Yeah, good luck with that.

[JellyLegs]

Entry by….Police …an unlawful trespass but the owner reserves the right of access for… the emergency services.    

[StuAff]

It's the magical 'stick up a notice and it becomes law' trick, innit. He forgot to mention poor old Bill Stickers, always at risk of prosecution for unspecified reasons.

[Polar Bear]

There is a nutjob round the corner from us who has a sign threatening a wheelclamp for anybody who parks in front of his garage.

He himself often parks there both on and along the pavement leaving a gap significantly less than 1 metre for pedestrian access.

Just shows what a narcissistic, deluded and selfish piece of shit that he is.

[Diver300]

There is a nutjob round the corner from us who has a sign threatening a wheelclamp for anybody who parks in front of his garage.

He himself often parks there both on and along the pavement leaving a gap significantly less than 1 metre for pedestrian access.

Just shows what a narcissistic, deluded and selfish piece of shit that he is.

Near my daughter's flat there are three garages, each with a notice that they are in constant use. All three are screwed shut or otherwise obviously not used for cars.

[ElyDave]

Can I nominate last night's train guard, on the 1931 from Cambridge North?

I line up ready for the front of the train, to allow swifter exit at Ely, vestibule barren of any other bikes, about 5 people in the carriage

"you can't put it in here mate" says guard
"why not, it's MT?"
"Rools, innit, go to the other end"
"Alright" sez I

bimble rearwards, as I get to the last carriage the doors lock
Utter f*&@incg cnut.

Station platform staff right on the spot, he's livid, guard has cameras so can see what I'm doing and it can only be vindictive.
Starts unloading on me about the state of the railways and how he's about to lose a job after 24 years.  Lukcily another train due in about 8 mins.

TBH, I don't mind going to the back, it's the rools, but to direct  me there when it makes no effin' difference and just lock the doors on me? What kind of small minded arse does that kind of shit?

[Canardly]

One that is in the wrong job.

[Pingu]

Oliver Dowden

[Asterix, the former Gaul.]

Oliver Dowden

D’you know, I was just going to say that. Because of this:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/aug/03/dowden-comments-on-unions-asylum-seeker-barge-concerns-disgraceful

Grenfell

[rafletcher]

Aaah, poor Dan Wooton..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66401554

[mrcharly-YHT]

Oliver Dowden

D’you know, I was just going to say that. Because of this:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/aug/03/dowden-comments-on-unions-asylum-seeker-barge-concerns-disgraceful

Grenfell

"The germans used this for asylum seekers and it was fine!"
Yes, you absolute arsehole, the Germans put no more than 220 people on board. You and your moronic colleagues think that increasing that to 500 people doesn't change anything.

Honestly, what a useless bloody shower, they can't get anything done. How much as this barge cost to date?

[Pingu]

Their next jolly wheeze will be to tow it to Rwanda.

[Mr Larrington]

And it won’t be until it arrives off the mouth of Congo that they discover 1: Rwanda is landlocked and c) the Livingstone Falls.

[Pingu]

'Cos they use Midair Bacon's atlas.

[Mr Larrington]

An unwelcome return to the Twatheon for colossal bellend Piers “Morgan” Moron:

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2023/08/08/piers-morgan-said-he-was-glad-he-wasnt-canadian-and-an-entire-nation-spoke-as-one/

[Beardy]

It’s at times like this that I wish I’d followed my cousin’s example and emigrated to Canada when that was a possibility. Hey ho.

[Polar Bear]

CBE is like that unwelcome turd in the river.  Oddly in berkshit Britain we have loads of CBE's bobbing along in our rivers now ... 

[mrcharly-YHT]

Jenrik

Yesterday, on radio interview about the Bibby Stockholm he started off by saying that if he were an asylum seeker, he'd be perfectly happy with staying on the Bibby, that it was very comfortable.

Then he stated that using vessels like the Bibby was essential, "because we have to have a deterrent".

Utter cockwombling moron.

[Tim Hall]

Jenrik

Yesterday, on radio interview about the Bibby Stockholm he started off by saying that if he were an asylum seeker, he'd be perfectly happy with staying on the Bibby, that it was very comfortable.

Then he stated that using vessels like the Bibby was essential, "because we have to have a deterrent".

Utter cockwombling moron.

Super Twat and Bar, I feel. Did you hear him defending 30p Lee in the same interview? 30p Lee who said assylum seekers should "fuck off back to France", that 30p Lee.

[andrewc]

Have we had Mr Fox this week?


https://twitter.com/bmay/status/1689250318213623808