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Whamageddon 2023
« on: 21 November, 2023, 12:37:27 pm »
I hope it doesn't start until 1 December, because I've just heard it playing on Heart...

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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #1 on: 21 November, 2023, 05:10:13 pm »
Damned thing was on France Info last week.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #2 on: 21 November, 2023, 05:23:44 pm »
I hope it doesn't start until 1 December, because I've just heard it playing on Heart...

That is correct. As RZ helpfully posted at the start of 2020's thread:

You know the rules: you're out of the game if you hear Wham's 1984 festive lament "Last Christmas" at any time from the start of December until 2359 on Christmas Eve.  Cover versions are safe, and there are many (thankfully the Crazy Frog version is rarely played).

ETA - per the 2021 thread opener, how much or little of the Wham! song you hear is immaterial.
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #3 on: 22 November, 2023, 05:46:12 pm »
Again, never knowingly having heard any of it makes this a pretty safe bet. I wouldn't recognise it if I heard it.

My Good Friend Penelope sang a bit of it to me last year, but it didn't ring any bells - which of course all the best Christmas songs do!
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #4 on: 01 December, 2023, 07:04:19 am »
Whamageddon is NOW ON.

A reminder of the rules:https://whamageddon.com/

Be careful out there.
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #5 on: 01 December, 2023, 08:02:50 am »
I’m in a 24hour cafe that is playing Deborah de Luca tracks.

So I am safe for now.
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #6 on: 01 December, 2023, 08:17:25 am »
Don’t f’ing believe it.

After 20 mins of Deborah de Luca…

Yup. I’m out.
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #7 on: 01 December, 2023, 08:32:32 am »
My colleague's just put it on - mutual destruction!  What a git!  ;D

Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #8 on: 01 December, 2023, 12:04:53 pm »
Day one and my wife and #1 son are both out.

...

They asked Alexa to play Christmas music.  :facepalm:
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #9 on: 01 December, 2023, 01:01:17 pm »
You've heard the song, now buy the jumper.

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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #10 on: 01 December, 2023, 06:05:07 pm »
It looks a bit like the Screwfix Christmas jumper, which is a real thing.

https://www.screwfix.com/p/site-screwfix-christmas-jumper-multi-coloured-large-45-chest/768ka
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #11 on: 01 December, 2023, 08:24:15 pm »
That ^ is a real thing too. Buy it now at Mr Sainsbury's Emporium of Toothy Comestibles and General Tat!
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #12 on: 01 December, 2023, 08:34:20 pm »
Saw a photo of one in Mr Zuckerberg's Walled Garden yesterday which read “FUCK THE TORIES” in large friendly letters.
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #13 on: 01 December, 2023, 11:54:32 pm »
Apparently there’s a X one you can buy that just says “FUCK YOU”
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #14 on: 02 December, 2023, 06:27:03 pm »
Not Wham, but we always said, "It's not Christmas until Noddy says it is."
Bloody hell, I got Noddied tonight.
"It's Christmas!
Bum. That's early.  I'll have to put the lights out the front.   :(
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #15 on: 02 December, 2023, 06:44:37 pm »
It looks a bit like the Screwfix Christmas jumper, which is a real thing.

https://www.screwfix.com/p/site-screwfix-christmas-jumper-multi-coloured-large-45-chest/768ka

I quite like it but it's shaped for men's shoulders.

D dumped leaflet advertising this on my desk...

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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #16 on: 02 December, 2023, 09:05:36 pm »
It looks a bit like the Screwfix Christmas jumper, which is a real thing.

https://www.screwfix.com/p/site-screwfix-christmas-jumper-multi-coloured-large-45-chest/768ka

I quite like it but it's shaped for men's shoulders.

D dumped leaflet advertising this on my desk...
A heavy hint?  That's his present sorted
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #17 on: 02 December, 2023, 10:04:51 pm »
As if all this wasn't bad enough, every street performer seems to be doing that goddam piece of crap the Fairytale of New York at the moment and probably will be for the foreseeable future.
 
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #18 on: 03 December, 2023, 02:44:29 pm »
I got both Whammed and Pogued yesterday at Hampton Court.  I insist it doesn't start until Advent though, which means today onwards.  But hey, what use, my current office manager has Heart FM playing the whole time so I'm get caught again in about three milliseconds.

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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #19 on: 04 December, 2023, 08:20:53 am »
Got Whammed twice in the space of 15 mins yesterday. Was genuinely a bit upset.

Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #20 on: 04 December, 2023, 08:35:07 am »
I was waiting for No1Daughter to finish at the gym, idly scrolling instagram for cat videos.
Saturday 2nd @ 15:00. Ridiculous!

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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #21 on: 04 December, 2023, 10:13:56 am »
At an open mic thing yesterday, a bloke comes up with a guitar and says he's going to sing the best Christmas song of all time. Surely he doesn't mean... but he did. Yes, I know cover versions are safe, so I'm still in, but you know what? Stripped back to an average guitarist and a half-decent singer, it's actually a decent song underneath all the hype. Still mawkish though.
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #22 on: 05 December, 2023, 03:08:54 am »
It looks a bit like the Screwfix Christmas jumper, which is a real thing.
https://www.screwfix.com/p/site-screwfix-christmas-jumper-multi-coloured-large-45-chest/768ka
I quite like it but it's shaped for men's shoulders.
D dumped leaflet advertising this on my desk...
A heavy hint?  That's his present sorted

Nah, he wants a cordless drill...

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #23 on: 05 December, 2023, 12:29:57 pm »
It looks a bit like the Screwfix Christmas jumper, which is a real thing.
https://www.screwfix.com/p/site-screwfix-christmas-jumper-multi-coloured-large-45-chest/768ka
I quite like it but it's shaped for men's shoulders.
D dumped leaflet advertising this on my desk...
A heavy hint?  That's his present sorted

Nah, he wants a cordless drill...
Sorted!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/186173179001
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Re: Whamageddon 2023
« Reply #24 on: 05 December, 2023, 01:39:54 pm »
I was taken out of the game last night. HK laughed, which is a bit mean.
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