I'm glad I didn't pass anth on my way home tonight

[Eccentrica Gallumbits]

As I managed to swallow a fly. When I swallow/inhale a fly it makes me retch for hours, and then a bit more, and then a bit more, and I managed to retch so hard that I puked, all down my sleeve. It was quite embarrassing.

[alan]

It could have been worse......it could have been my sleeve

[ian]

Reminds me of the time I was heading home from work. It was dusk and there was a very significant and fast hill. This was in the US, a place where bugs are very, very fond of gathering to party on down during the crepuscular hours. So down the hill I swooped. For reasons best known to the poorly charted areas of my brain, about half way down the hill I yawned. The thing about yawning is that once you start you can't just change your mind and stop. You are committed, even if this does mean you do an impression of a rocket-powered baleen whale. An experience categorized under 'unpleasant'.

[hazeii]

Cuts both ways; going down a steep hill on a (motor)bike, a bat got tangled under my chin. After some excited one-handed-downhill-braking-and-the-other-waving, I managed to brush it off and went on my way.

When I got home I discovered it had vomited an interesting mix of half-digested bugs down my front.

[rogerzilla]

A work colleague's father, who is old enough to know better, went out on a bender in Cardiff, caught a taxi home and, just as it was pulling away, felt the need to park a tiger so wound down the window. Due to the moving taxi, he successfully spattered pretty much every pair of shoes in the queue for the taxi rank 

It got worse though; his wife found him asleep in the shower the next morning, having ripped down the shower curtain to use as a blanket.

[blackpuddinonnabike]

Damn! I would have had my camera too! 

[matthew]

Cuts both ways; going down a steep hill on a (motor)bike, a bat got tangled under my chin. After some excited one-handed-downhill-braking-and-the-other-waving, I managed to brush it off and went on my way.

When I got home I discovered it had vomited an interesting mix of half-digested bugs down my front.

My father was doing ~85 in the outside lane of a motorway on a motorbike when a pigeon misjudged his approach speed. He discribes the thump as incredible and having to wash a mess of blood, guts and feathers off his helmet as unpleasent.

Matthew

[Nick H.]

When I was asleep in my tent on a beach in Portugal a little fox with very long ears playfully tried to eat all the cooking utensils, clothes etc which I had strewn all over the place. Unable to find anything edible he snaffled a very large quantity of berries growing in some nearby bushes. And threw up in my shoes.

[rogerzilla]

When I was asleep in my tent on a beach in Portugal a little fox with very long ears playfully tried to eat all the cooking utensils, clothes etc which I had strewn all over the place. Unable to find anything edible he snaffled a very large quantity of berries growing in some nearby bushes. And threw up in my shoes.

Maybe he was a Chuck Berry fan?

[Adrian]

My father was doing ~85 in the outside lane of a motorway on a motorbike when a pigeon misjudged his approach speed. He discribes the thump as incredible and having to wash a mess of blood, guts and feathers off his helmet as unpleasent.

These pigeons and their careless attitude to personal safety

[Greenbank]

When I was asleep in my tent on a beach in Portugal a little fox with very long ears playfully tried to eat all the cooking utensils, clothes etc which I had strewn all over the place. Unable to find anything edible he snaffled a very large quantity of berries growing in some nearby bushes. And threw up in my shoes.

Maybe he was a Chuck Berry fan?

Yakety Yak!