My dream bike.
Would obviously be the lightest and most indestructible machine ever.
But besides that, it would have "Intelligent Geometry”. It would sense my riding style at any given moment and automatically adjust/morph the geometry to any style between Relaxed and Tight & Aggressive.
It would always have exactly the gear inches I need for the job in hand.
The colour scheme would be random, but again, sensing my mood, it would always suit my humour of the moment. Oh what joy to come down in the morning to discover today’s paint job and to realise that that was exactly how I felt today..
It would be theft proof. Anyone touching it with evil intent would receive a jolt that would throw them five feet away, but it would understand the true bike lover who just wanted to caress its beautiful lines. On sensing a true honest thinking admirer it would purr for them.
The self cleaning and re-lube system activated by my turning off my bedside light would increase the longevity of its kit, and of course upgrades would be automatically downloaded overnight as they became available.