ITV 4 Tour Coverage, the important questions.

[Really Ancien]

What's in Perspirex if you only need to apply it once or twice a week.

Damon.

[Thor]

Silicone sealant? 

[Really Ancien]

I have a feeling that the anti-perspirants are needed by the owners of apartments at Polaris World who did not 'for their Spanish Property pay a fair price'. What is it with the bloke with the funny eyes though.

Damon.

[RichForrest]

I have a feeling that the anti-perspirants are needed by the owners of apartments at Polaris World who did not 'for their Spanish Property pay a fair price'. What is it with the bloke with the funny eyes though.

Damon.

Is that the one checking out his sweaty pits both at the same time.

[Really Ancien]

Why use the name Nigel? Why the purple suit and what's with the flute?

Damon.

[mattc]

I have a feeling that the anti-perspirants are needed by the owners of apartments at Polaris World who did not 'for their Spanish Property pay a fair price'. What is it with the bloke with the funny eyes though.

Damon.

Is that the one checking out his sweaty pits both at the same time.

Dunno if that's what Damon referred to, but that new lynx advert is brilliant - a refreshing change fron the old laddish ones.

Talking of laddish things ... there was an interview (probably with Cav!) a few stages ago conducted behind the podium on a very windy day. The podium girls with the long flouncy white dresses were in the background having "difficulty" controlling their attire, and I am surprised this hasn't made it into any of the highlights-type footage yet.

[Tom M]

Sherwin's calmed down a bit with "The sport of professional cycling" every 2 minutes like he did last year. Mind you, he's upped the "Pulling himself back into the bike race".

[Jules]

Sherwin's calmed down a bit with "The sport of professional cycling" every 2 minutes like he did last year. Mind you, he's upped the "Pulling himself back into the bike race".

and even I now know that its dangerous at the back of the peleton - having been told this about 10 times in the first week.

[mattc]

and even I now know that its dangerous at the back of the peleton - having been told this about 10 times in the first week.

How odd - do you think someone should tell the half of the peloton who are IN the back half? Presumably they don't have Sherwen's experience ... 

[Really Ancien]

Who's th'owd codger int' white suit and who let 'im out o' th'ome fo't day.

Damon.

[JT]

Who's th'owd codger int' white suit and who let 'im out o' th'ome for the day.

Damon.

He's aged really badly...