Caption it #1869

[meddyg]

Old Ladybird Books 1964: "The Police come to help the boys and girls"

[Jaded]

Now kids, watch out for strangers. And bus conductors.

Oh, and wave your Union Flag when Ma'am drives past.

[Mr Larrington]

Disgraced former International Development minister Piggi Patel's Arrest-o-Bots round up some more counterrevolutionary elements.

[trundle]

The boy says to the girl, "Look! Look! That bloody seat tube angle - and those gear inches! I'm sorry officer - if this is your choice of bicycle you are not of sound mind, and I will continue my decline into a life of crime"

[meddyg]

" Please sir, can we go for a drive in Z Victor One after ?"

[Cudzoziemiec]

"By pedaling in the police approved manner, an officer of the law may easily attain a speed sufficient to apprehend the most evil villains. Why, only last week I stopped that nice Mr Boardman for failing to give audible warning of approach. So remember boys and girls, always sound your bell when you see Sergeant Higgins."

[Peter]

"And if you pull the front brake hard, like this, the back wheel comes up, like so, and you go over the bars."

"Oh yeah, face-plant.  Everyone knows that."

[Nuncio]

And if you see anything suspicious ring the old bell.

[Nuncio]

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I 'borrowed' it

[Peter]

Happy listening at university!  Shine on, you crazy diamond ....