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Title: Caption it #1979
Post by: Wowbagger on 07 November, 2019, 11:44:56 pm
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/cd8599afd11c2b28aab469f218cb6c1ea58f7d8d/0_59_4281_2569/master/4281.jpg?width=620&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=f1f7bdadb8620cf4d561e42083cf3d8f)
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Jaded on 08 November, 2019, 08:14:35 am
Sorting through Conservative candudates’ brains.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Mr Larrington on 08 November, 2019, 08:42:02 am
The Potato People finally got to meet their god
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Ham on 08 November, 2019, 09:42:26 am
The Eyes have it. The ears and the brain fell off.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Ian H on 08 November, 2019, 10:22:35 am
Madame Tussaud's unveils a 'waxwork' model of BJ made entirely from potatoes.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 08 November, 2019, 03:40:31 pm
Johnson attempts to make his hat artfully rumpled for the cameras.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Wowbagger on 08 November, 2019, 11:29:18 pm
Spud-u-shag.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Peter on 11 November, 2019, 01:37:20 pm
Always wear rubber gloves when handling rubbish
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: sprogs on 02 December, 2019, 07:17:53 pm
My willie's so big that my sperm is the size of a potato.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Canardly on 02 December, 2019, 07:31:21 pm
Now how can I screw this up........
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Phil W on 02 December, 2019, 09:45:34 pm
Boris tries to not let on, that she is squeezing the life out of his spuds.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: sprogs on 04 December, 2019, 06:16:48 pm
Boris has yet another SPD moment.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Regulator on 10 December, 2019, 08:35:31 pm
Quote from: sprogs on 04 December, 2019, 06:16:48 pm
Boris has yet another SPD moment.

Don’t you mean another STD moment?
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: sprogs on 14 February, 2020, 06:47:22 pm
Boris strode resolutely between the creature from the black lagoon and the beast from 20,000 fathoms in the secure knwledge that his facade of buffoonery would distract them while he stole their eggs.
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: T42 on 18 February, 2020, 10:29:59 am
A December issue of Nature carried a slightly different version of this photo over the caption:

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledged to raise spending on Research and Development
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: meddyg on 19 February, 2020, 01:41:15 pm
Boris wonders who'll be picking potatoes, peas and strawberries next year, when the Poles, Czechs and Slovaks can't come back
as their English is not good enough.....

'it seemed a good idea at the time'
'it's what the electorate voted for'  - D.Cummings
Title: Re: Caption it #1979
Post by: Phil W on 23 March, 2020, 06:23:26 pm
Boris gets personally involved in the potato rationing.