Shallots, very finely sliced* and simmered in olive oil. A couple of sliced tomatoes, some sliced mushrooms, a few new potatoes (microwaved then sliced). A pack of "thick cut Wiltshire ham" from the cheap cabinet at Tesco. Crack in a couple of eggs and serve with a dollop of hot sauce. Wash down with Chilean Merlot.
I bought a 21cm "Mora" chefs knife earlier, it's bloody sharp